Sex Ed [l.h]

17 • cucumbers

Stacy

Avoiding Luke all day has been easy. He sits behind me in the classes we have together, and that means he's not really a distraction. That's good.

Except I can't hide the fact that he's sitting in the back of Sex Ed with Chloe's hand in his jeans while I'm sitting in the front of the class, wondering when Mr Leo will notice them.

"Apparently when we were having our lesson about protection." Mr Leo begins. "I forgot to teach you all how to put condoms on. I'll be passing out cucumbers and condoms and you'll all have to put the condoms on the cucumbers. I'll teach you how first, then you'll do it on your own."

I groan as he passes the duo of items until he returned back to his desk. He explained to us how it mostly matters if you cover the tip of the 'cucumber' and a few inches more. He then put on his demonstration cucumber and told us to try it.

And at this moment, I knew I fucked up.

I couldn't get the condom past the slippery shape - it's embarrassing. Maybe if I roll it on the desk it'll shrink a bit? I try my idea before squeezing the cucumber and attempting to put the condom on it.

"Stacy, you need help?" Mr Leo questions.

"No." I respond, squeezing the cucumber tighter. "I've got it."

Just as my tight grip causes the condom to almost slip on, the cucumber burst and its insides spread on the desk and on me. 

"Fuck, I'm sorry Mr Leo." I quickly apologize. I move over to where the napkins are and grab some before running to my desk.

Running and failing, might I add.

I slip on some of the remains of the cucumber and fall flat on my ass, the classroom full of laughter. I'm sure I look like an idiot lying in cucumber juice, and it causes my cheeks to heat up of embarrassment and sadness.

But what makes me truly sad is that Luke is the one laughing the loudest.

Luke 

I couldn't help but laugh at the sight of Stacy on her ass covered in cucumber juice. It seems hilarious, and I think I'm laughing the most out of everyone.

"Throw your cucumbers at her!" Someone suggests, and in seconds, condom covered cucumbers are piling on top of Stacy.

I don't think I should throw them at her, so I don't.

"Throw it, Luke. Go ahead!" Chloe says in her annoying tone. I forget that I told her we can date again.

"I really don-" I begin.

"That's enough!" Mr Leo yells. "Stacy, are you alright?"

Stacy doesn't respond though, she just gets up and grabs her bag, tears on her face. I went to say something to her but she quickly grabs her bags and runs out the classroom.

"I'll go help her out, Mr Leo." Chloe volunteers. He nods and she smirks, leaving out the room with a plan obviously in her mind.

What the fuck is going on, and why the fuck am I involved in it?