Giggles And Gags

4

Two friends talking:

You: I'm married!

Friend: Oh! That's good

You: No! It's bad! She's ugly

Friend: Oh! That's bad

You: No! It's good! She's rich!

Friend:Oh! That's good

You: No! It's bad! She won't give me a cent!

Friend: Oh! That's bad

You: No! It's good! we have a house!

Friend: Oh! That's good

You: No! It's bad! Our house burnt!

Friend: Oh! That's Bad

You: No! It's good!......... She was in it!