Wife: Are you drunk?
Husband: No. Im not drunk.
Wife: Yes. Yes you are.
Husband: No. Im not drunk.
Wife: Tell the time.
(The husband faced the clock and he carefully observed it.)
Husband: No. Im not Drunk.
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HumorThis book is filled with random comedy and humorous jokes. #562 IN HUMOR
