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yur daddy answers yur questIonS

Taehyung -

How r u alien and how's your Juancock? XD
  -i'm fine and the juancock is great but it still hasn't been inside of me because I always top duh (a/n you sure boi?) shut up author nim it's MY Q&A not yours (a/n: whatever)

When da Sex tape coming out
   -when I upload it

is Jungkook more than everything for u? What if jungkook didn't forgive you?
   -yes. jungkook is absolutely EVERYTHING to me. I love him more than anything. if jungkook didn't forgive me,i'd currently be planning out how to win him back tbh

ur the best
   -I am aren't I

take care of kookie make him very happy
  that's my job isn't it :)

what would you rate 1-10 for Jungkook's abs??
   - 1000. not because i'm thirsty for abs but because he likes working out and he says working out makes him happy. So if he's happy then i'm happy. And he eats like a freaking pig so as long as he eats a lot it's fineeeeeEeE

Hey tae,when will you cheat on Jungkook because I will help you. HELP YOU DIE
   -on February 30th, 2017

Jungkook-

Jungkook do you love ur alien as much as I love YOONMIN and vkook?
   -no. I love him way more than that.-

what if you didn't have any chance to meet taehyung again?
   -ooh good question. but I think even if we didn't met now we'd end up meeting later in the future anyways. BECAUSE ITS DESTINY and WE R PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER DUH

can I film your sex mixtape please?
   -umm...*panics*...Ahh...What is this "sex" you speak of?

take care of tae make him happy too vkook ftw
   -I will I will :))))

would you be badass or sexy?
   - aren't I already both? *smirk*

hey jungkook.between food and tae,which one will you choose?
   -taehyung is my food *smirk*

Yoongi-

Do you love JIMIN more than ur bed?
   - isn't jimin and bed the same thing?

When the yoonmin sex tape cumming out
   - when the gods allow

don't you get tired of chasing hoseok?why didn't you just fuck jimin and then sleep in ur messy bed?
   -I do get tired since that horseface run as fast as a horse. there's a reason to why I call him horseface okay. and fucking the jibooty and sleeping in my messy bed is my night routine.

hello there how is jibooty
   -its lit

three dollar gold chainz buy here
    -ayyee homie knows what's up

make jimin happy for the rest of his life dude!
   -don't tell the S-U-G-A aka agust dick what to do

Jimin-

how r ur abs?!?
   - I don't have abs since yoongi hyung stuffs me with food and never lets me workout (a/n : maybe it's because your 'night sessions' are the workouts which yoongi personally trains you in ///wink wonk//) stfu author-nim

how u doin Jamless how's ur ass doin I know Yoongi fucked hard
   -but didn't anyone tell you that I like it hard? *smirk* AND FOR THE LAST TIME I HAVE ENOUGH JAMS FROM YOONGI HYUNG

tell yoongi to rape you
   -what if I tell you he already did...

ure so cute jiminie pabo
-but I'm not a pabo...

make sure yoongi doesn't abuse the jibooty
  -it isn't called abusing when I allow him does it? *smirk pt736783*

make Yoongi happy for the rest of his life bro!
   -Okiiii

Hoseok-

Hi hoesuck! Luv u
  - I love you too but I think you spelled my name wrongly.. it' hoseok not hoeseok..

find yourself a bae yet i'm forgetful
   - I'm fine as long as I have my horse family with me!

do you love jimin? Why you always mocking yoongi?
   -ayeee hold up right there homie. we don't do that in bangtan. i just mock yoongi hyung cause it's fun!

I ship u with armys
   -so do i

continue being our hope
-OF COURSE I WILL!!!!

hoseok,Do you have a lover?? If not,can I be it????????
  -Everyone can BE hobIe'S LOVER! HOBIES LOVES FWENDDSS

Namjoon-

Namjoon make Jin happy ok? Oh and eat everything so he begs you to  let him have some food >XD
  -i like the way you think *smirk*

mind to have one more child?
-YES I MIND> I MIND ALOT. THESE 5 IDIOTS ARE MORE THAN ENOUGH. there's a reason why condoms were invented dude

wassup joonie
-wassup

ADOPT ME PLEASE
-aww you know i can't say no

Yah when u ballin me out homes like u promised any day grandpa!!!!!!!!!
-i'm grounded for spending too much time on my laptop. AND IM NOT THE GRANDPA YOONGI IS!

Jin-

Jin make more eat jin's
-OF COURSE I WILL! it's like an excuse for me to eat as much as i want!~

Can I be your child? Saranghaeyo
-Can you be my daughter? Saranghaeyo

momma, I want to see daddy fucks you
-HOLY WATER! BRING THIS KID SOME HOLY WATER!

eomma, I want to taste ur cooking
-gimme yur address i'll mail yOu some

ADOPT ME PLEASE
-COmE tO mY arMs

Ally-

Ally u can fuck off
-.....

HI!

Bye!!!!!!!
-hi. bye.

salut bitch
-hurtful

bye bye
-Byee

Mark-

Mark u can fuck off
-um okay rude

Wut about Jackson? He loves you? Poor Jackson~
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MARKSON FTW
-what is dis markson

trash aka me aka author-

I love ur book thank u for letting me cry laugh and smile luv uuuu so much
-AwWW i LoVe YoU tOOOOOoooOoOOo come here so I caN gIve yOu a HuG🍓💕

Why am I so trash over your book tho? I'm still trash
-Bc yOu love mE. lmao I hate myself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) iLY🙆🏻💓

Can u write vkook hurt abuse story? Seems like i'm psycho but I love the story that can make me cry af
-OF COURSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!🌚🙈

ily so much continue writing more books!💕💕사랑해요
-ILyT!💘i will🍥

I've already written you a dm but i'll write you another one here I LOVE YOU AUTHOR NIM PLEASE LET"S BE FRIENDS MY BABY. I love you and your book so much
-WE ARE FRIENDsS bB!🌸I LoVe yOu toO hUn💌🌱

will you make a sequel?
-i'll probably write other books rather than writing a sequel. BUT who knows i probably may. idek ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )🔐

Sup homes
-Sup faM😏

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still not over the fact that this book is over soB sOb pt 6182627
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i LOVE Y'AlL