Terrible Fanfiction Writings

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"How will I escape. Idk bro I'll just scream a lot."
That is what Dippp said.
His yells proved to be such an obnoxious sound that Bill exploded into fairy dust. Deipr then used this fairy dust to magically fly out of the Illuminati lair.
"I can show you the wooooooorld" he sang to himself as he flew.
Tragically, he ran out of fairy dust and plummeted to the floor, and survived even though he fell from half a mile in the air.
Meanwhile, Dippeer's sister, named Mabel, was enjoying a lovely life with Mermando.
"Mermando, we should see a movie." Diiper's sister, named Mabel, demanded.
"How about Pony Heist? They're showing it again today." Mermando said , while strumming his guitar at the last word.
"PONY HEIST? MORE LIKE BALONEY HEIST! AM I RIGHT?!" dipper's sister, named Mabel screeched so loud that even the sobbing Dip could hear it over his deafening sobs.
It seemed that Dipper's sister, named Mabel only asked to see a movie so as to open an opportunity for that joke.
The screech of said joke shattered the fish tank Mermando was in. With a gasp he fell to the floor.
"Oh no." commented Dipperr's sister, Mabel.
"I am dying, btw." Mermando commented back.
"Don't die on me. Y'know, I think I'll get Dipface in here to perform some Reverse CPR. " Dip's sister, named Mabel commented dramatically and somehow carelessly at the same time.
She casually walked out the door.
"Good thing I have Deepr's sister, named Mabel, to save the day. Cough cough oh no my lungs." Mermando said, and died.
1 hour later, Dipp's sister, named Mabel, returned with a crying Dippr.
"Sorry it took so long, but we fought to get him here. He wanted to stay and sob." Dip's sister, named Mabel, yelled for no reason.
Alas, Mermando did not hear this sentence because dead.
Dippear, feeling saddened about this, cried so much harder that the room was turned into an aquarium!
"Cough oh look I'm alive now. Ew Dippeer's gross. Let's move away from here and never return." Mermando said.
"Agreed yeah sure yes yup." Dippr'z sister, named Mabel agreed.
And so they left, (Mermando magically grew human legs) and yeah.
Dippr didn't realize this and continued sobbing.