Terrible Fanfiction Writings

Chptr 1

Ok so this is a story I wrote and I'll become famous one day with this amazing story.
Ok here we go
So one day a child in short pants named Dipper decided to watch television.
Then, as he was watching Terminator 2, Arnold Schwarzenegger burst through the television and kidnapped him. They went back through the television.
Grunkle Stan, who was nearby, was thoroughly confused by the situation and merely sipped his Pitt Cola. Dipr's sister, named Mabel, laughed so hard she rolled into a Subway and had a delightful lunch with Mermando who was there because of fish tank. They were married within 27 minutes. At the wedding, Grunkle Stan was still thoroughly confused and kept sipping his Pitt Cola.
Anyway back to Diper.
Mr. Schwarzenegger brought him to a lovely show called Phineas and Ferb, where they mocked people's lawns for no reason. Phineas was sad and called 911. Mr.
Schwarzenegger and Dipper were arrested and, for their crimes, were imprisoned.
How would they escape?????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Tune in next chapter to find out.................................?