"No Louis, we are not getting a monkey!" El exclaimed throwing her hands into the air.
Louis and Harry have been nagging El to let them get a monkey!
Personally, I've been eating quietly eating my pizza.
Harry whined like a child,"Oh come on El! Lighten up a bit!"
Oh, HES talking!
Yes, I'm still slightly jeal- concerned for his welfare over the whole Darcy thing.
I just don't think he should just ask a potential mass murderer to go to this 'phsyco ball' with him...
I quickly swallowed my mouthful of pizza before saying in a serious tone, "I'm on Els side for this guys, we can't get a monkey-"
"THANKYOU!"
"WHAT THE HELL WILLOW?!"
"BUT MONKEYS...!"
"Shut it and let me finish!" I yelled, "We can't get a monkey, we should get an orangutang! They're like ginger monkeys! Yes you heard me right, GINGER MONKEYS!"
El face palmed and groaned, "Bloody hell...."
"GINGER MONKEY?!"
"OH WOW!"
"Oh come on!" El argued, "We can't have a monkey or an orangutang or whatever kind of ape like creature you suggest next! I just-"
"Baboon." Harry interrupted her calmly.
Apparently, the knowledge that he's just been flirting with a potential mass murderer has got to Harry head and he's going a bit loopy.
"What? Baboon?" El asked forgetting what she was previously talking about.
"You said: 'or whatever ape like creature you suggest next,'" Harry reminded her, "and that's the next ape like creature I planned on suggesting!"
Fair enough!
"What about a dog?" Louis, who'd been quite quiet for a Louis suggested, "That's realistic isn't it? We could have a dog!"
A dog?
But.. Ginger monkey!
It's like a monkey version of a Weasley!
"I guess that is a possibility," El nodded biting into a piece of pizza, "But we'd have to agree on the breed and everything."
"What breed would everyone want?" Harry asked chewing his pizza, "Perhaps we could make a compromise?"
"I'd like a Labrador!" Louis announced to everyone in the restaurant, including Darcy who couldn't tear her gaze off Harry.
Grrrrrrrr!
"I'd like a small cute dog like a jack Russell!" El said smiling.
I deliberated a while before agreeing with El, "Yeah, anything reasonably small and cute!"
Harry and Louis rolled their eyes.
I glared at Harry and he looked back at me slightly scared.
Mwahahah!
Cough
Ahahahahah!
"Anyway," El said nonchalantly, "We shouldn't get a dog just yet, we should hang on until we've all settled in."
Damn her and her occasional moments of wisdom!
"Ok then..." Louis sighed like a 3 year old, pouting.
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