To a someone, from a no one (one direction fan fiction)

Chapter 3: I would be a puddle by now.

"Hotel sweet hotel," Eleanor sighed as we finally unlocked the door to our hotel room.

I ran up to the cream sofa and literally threw myself onto it, "Finally!"

Eleanor giggled at me but then quickly jumped on top of me. Gordon Bennett she's heavy! Maybe those pancakes weren't the best idea... "El? Can you get off me now?" I wheezed due to the lack of oxygen in my now squished lungs.

She groaned as she rolled off of me and onto the floor. I giggled at her at decided to flick through the hotel leaflet containing all the features:

-roller skating rink

-tennis court

-movie theatre

-cafe

-two restaurants

-swimming pool

"Hey I nearly forgot there's a swimming pool El! Lets g-" awwwwww bless! Ickle Elly belly's asleep! I'll just leave her asleep like a lovely friend would after a long day on a smelly train next to this weird bald guy called rick. Seriously rick, get a life! stop talking to randomers on the Train!

I defiantly won't wake her up by pretending to be her beloved boyfriend, oh no!

I'll get her louis mask....

#revenge

~3 minuets of pure evilness later~

"Eleanor! Eleanor wake up! It's me; boo bear!" I yelled down her ear hole in my best Doncastarian accent (so pretty bad...)

El groaned and rolled over in her sleep, "No hatter, I'm not Alice! I'm a unicorn! Yaaaaaay!"

What the hell? Unicorn? Hatter? I'm so booking her an appointment with a psychologist after I've gone swimming! "El babe, you've got to wake up!"

I am getting pretty god damn awesome at this whole accent thing!

Hey she's waking up! Eleanor groaned again and said in her not-so-sexy-morning-voice, "Lou? Why do you sound Scottish?"

Obviously, this is code for 'hey Lou, you sound exactly like you normally do! Ps: willows sexy! ;)'

Pffft! Obviously!

"Ummmm... I'm half Scottish, I forgot to tell you...?" I improvised badly.

She opened her mouth to reply, but as I previously planned, I threw handfuls of carrots at her. Curtesy of room service!

Her brow eyes shot open, "WHAT THE HELL LOUIS WHY D-" she bike off realising it was me, "I'm going to kill you! I'm actually going to kill you!"

I smirked at her I bought my iPhone, which I named Stephen, up to her, "say hi to the camera unicorn!"

Eleanor glared at me, but then giggled when she got a proper look at me, "Bloody hell Willow, you look horrifying! Thank god you don't have any brothers, I would genuinely pity them!"

I smirked at her and winked, "Don't pretend you wouldn't date a male me! Hell, I would date a male me!" Seriously though, I'm sexxaaaayyyyy!

She rolled her eyes at me and gestured for me to turn Stephen off, god el, you're so bossy! I flipped the camera over to me, "Good bye fellow twitterererers!" I then quickly add, "From me and the unicorn!"

Eleanor rolled her eyes at me (one day they'll roll right to the back of her head) "Hey, in ten minuets we're meeting the boys at the pool, they're staying here as well." She informed me looking like she was about to pee herself from excitement.