"WILLOW!!!!!!!!!!!! THE ROOM IS ON FIRE!!!!" El screamed to wake me up.
I'm getting tired of these jokey wake ups!
"Meh!" I groaned rolling over.
Ahh comfy!
Seriously, the mattresses in this hotel are unrealistically comfortable!
I'm tempted to shove it in my bag and take it with me!
No one would ever know!
Mwahahahahaha
Then again,what would I do when I get home with a new mattress and my good old mattress was there waiting for me?
I'd have to choose between the two!
There's been enough of these love triangles in twilight!
I'd have to pick Edward wouldn't I? Since the whole audition thing with taylor Lautner...
Goddang it! I'm stuck with glitter boy!
Get it? glitter boy? because he sparkles!!!
I'm so smart!
"WILLOW! IM NOT JOKING, THE ROOM IS ON FIRE!!" El screamed hysterically.
Wait, what is that beeping?
It's not a... FIRE ALARM?!
My God...
WAAAHHHHOOOO YOUR ROOM IS ON FIIRRRREEEE!!!!
(To the tune of your sex is on fire just to clarify)
I said a naughty word tehehehe!
(The naughty word is sex just to double clarify)
I said a naughty word again! Tehehehe!You were all thinking it!
I instantly shot out of bed.
"AHHHH!!! CALL THE FIRE BRIGADE!!!! 999!!!! 911 IF WE'RE IN AMERICA!!!!! (Just in case I moved continents over night.)
I quickly scanned the room for some form of heat/fire and.....
Zelch, nothing, nought!
Not even a bloody candle lit....
I turned my gaze to El and the boys who were standing in the corner of the room laughing hysterically.
Oh God, I fell for it again didn't I?
And the prize for the most gullible person in the world goes to.....
Willow Rose (pancake) Adams!!!!
Woo!
Note the sarcasm please!
We'll go on then, go through the whole 'I'm going to kill you!' Routine...
I gave them my scariest glare,"IM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!"
This only caused them all to laugh even more. Zayn was literally rotfl-ing (yeah you heard me right, ROTFL, I'm down with the kids me!)
"I hate you so much right now!" I glared at the boys, "And as if you're here! How the hell did you wake Zayn up at this time?!"
Zayn abruptly stopped laughing and came to stand next to me, glaring at the boys, "They went through my bathroom and threw every single hair product out the window! Then they messed my hair up and I had no product to restyle it with!"
That's taking it a step to far!
"Revenge buddies?" I asked holding my hand out for him to shake.
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To a someone, from a no one (one direction fan fiction)
FanfictionWillow Adams is Eleanor Calders best friend, and on a trip to London to see the boys and audition for a huge roll in a new movie, more than one of the boys have their sights set on her.... Join her on her humbling, hilarious and equally disastrous t...
