To a someone, from a no one (one direction fan fiction)

Last chapter/epilogue

(Above is the first ever cover made by me which is shit but slightly more shit than the current one)
(That cropping round Harry's hair though)

Hello and sorry it's literally been years since I last updated, I kept this story posted was because even though it's a bit pants I'm still proud of it. It's extremely erratic and random and painfully poorly structured but I still maintain there are some funny parts in this (even if the humour is just in how bad it is.)
Anyways I figured all of you people who powered you're way through this shamble of a book deserved some kind of closure, so I thought I'd wrap it up and write you an epilogue. I'm not even a quarter of the way through what I had planned but I'm too lazy to ever add to this lol so what the heck here you go...

I woke up in my room, tucked up in my Donald Duck covers when I sat up in shock. I had all been a vivid but admittedly far fetched dream....

LOL NO JUST KIDDING

And so it commences:

"Hey Willow-cake," Liam grinned down at me as he strode into our lounge where I was watching tangled over a plate full of pancakes.

I quickly, but very carefully because never would I ever risk dropping a pancake ever, set down my plate, paused the movie (noticing it stopped on a rather dashing frame of Flynn rider if I do say so myself) and ran up to him, throwing my arms over his shoulders. He chuckled, stoking my chin seeming to forget I wasn't a dog and pulled me into a kiss.

I tried not to squeal because it was really getting to that point in the marriage where I shouldn't fangirl every time we kiss.

Oh yes I forgot to mention

SO YEAH ME AND LIAM HAPPENED!!!!

BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING DID YOU???

HOWEVER SURPRISED YOU ARE I GUARANTEE YOU AREN'T ANYMORE THAN I WAS

We all went out bowling one night and naturally I was slaying everyone (gutter ball after gutter ball of course.) Eleanor and Louis (who have since broken up because lol who even knows why but okay) were off being all coupley and Niall was off talking to Harry about his 'very interesting' golf agency and Zayn had Zayned long ago so it was just me and Liam.

Liam was talking to me about how to get spin on the ball or something, I don't know, I didn't understand what he was saying really, I was busy thinking about Fred Weasley. When all of a sudden I just looked at him and realised he kind of resembled the ☺️ emoji-

I'm kidding

So I looked up at him and he looked at me and I was just focusing on the cute moustache thing he had going on when he quite surprised me by suddenly kissing me.

I kid you not, I was so close to pepper spraying him he scared me a bit, it was really sudden and I was panicking that my breath would taste like pancakes and I have no clue where it came from but hey I'm not complaining.

And then blah blah blah we fell in love went on many a pancake date, I chased him with a spoon at least twice a day until he conquered his fear, he helped me through my restraining order against heavy fan and now we are married and I'm officially Mrs Willow -not so single any more am I mother- Payne.

.... The middle part is silent....

"I love you," I whispered gently into his ear because he'd been helping me work on my indoor voice and he grinned down at me.

"Thanks." He grinned cheekily and I raised my eyebrow at him expectantly, "Oh yeah, I guess you're okay too," he joked but that's okay because he knows he's my bitch really.