Smash and bash

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DID YOU GUYS SEE THE SPOILERS JUVIA SACRIFICED HER SELF BUT WENDY AND CARLA SAVED HER (can't say I'm surprised just very happy) BUT DID YOU SEE HOW PISSED OFF GRAY WAS, IMAGINE THE REUNION. Now here is the chapter sorry it's been like 2 months....😅BUT BEFORE I BEGIN:
THANK YOU FOR EVERYONE WHO COMMENTED AND VOTED! _baby__blue YOU YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO START A CHANT-👏bootiful👏NOW FOR THE CHAPTER, SORRY IF IT SUCKS.
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W-wait before I take you to them....what are you gonna so to them?-Wendy
Kill them.-Erza
Erza, there like 10 we can't do that, we'll just bash them up-Mira
Actually.....-Wendy
Spit it out-Lucy said darkly
There not older than you are they?-Cana said cracking her knuckles
Because if they are there in for a world of pain-Juvia said while her bangs covered her eyes
How much older are they?-Levy said getting a few things for the fight
About your age......-Wendy
Oh hell no!-Mira screamed in a demonic voice
Don't worry Wendy they won't be here much longer-Erza's eyes went red
Where are they?-Lucy
I-I saw them in the park before-Wendy
The one near here?-Cana
Y-yes-Wendy

In that moment all the girls ran to get vengeance for their little blue haired friend. Erza picked up Wendy and threw her over her shoulder.

When they got the the park the ran around like maniacs looking for people that looked their age, they even scared some adults with children along the way but they all stopped the second Lucy shouted, "THEY'RE OVER THERE NEAR THAT WALL", she was far enough for the people spray painting the wall to not hear. All the girls ran to the bush closest to the walking staying as quiet as possible while devising their plan of attack.

They all seem to be boys so kick 'em in the bal- Lucy put a hand over Erza's mouth pointing at Wendy.
Lucy, she heard us say far worse things before-Juvia
Oh yea, we'll go on Erza-Lucy
Ok so they all look like boys so kick 'em right in the balls but just in case one of them is a flat chested girl punch them in the face straight after-Erza
WHY ARE YOU SAYING IT SO CASUALLY!-Wendy
Shhhh not so loud Wendy-Mira
Guys I don't think they're the right peo-Mira cut Wendy off, shushing her once again.
They're wearing masks so even if they're good fighters we have an advantage as long as they're wearing those masks-Levy
If they take them off, get as many hits in as you can, don't get distracted if they're hot-Cana said while others roles their eyes.
Use the secret weapon if you're in trouble ladies-Mira winked, of course she was going to say that.
Anything can be used as a weapon-Lucy
If they know that too and try hit you, grab their arm and flip them-Juvia
ARE WE READY!-Erza whisper shouted
LETS BRING THEM HELL!-Mira whisper shouted
Like you do to us -The others mumbles
Don't make us hurt you-Erza glared

The plan was done, they all jumped up and as soon as the got out each one of them chose a boy to fight. The first thing they all did was a jump kick. But Wendy was still in the bushes with a horrified look, the thing was, those weren't her bullies, she tried to tell them before but she got shushed, they were beating up random guys. She would have told them to stop but they seemed to be enjoying it and so was she until the guys took off their masks and it real fight started.

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS, BLONDIE!?-Pinky
THIS IS SPARTAAAAA, PINKY!!!-Lucy
IT'S SALMON!-Pinky
DON'T CARE-Lucy
YOU WOUND ME, LUCE!-Pinky
HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW MY NAME!?-Lucy
LOOK AT YOUR NECKLACE SWEET HEART!-Pinky
I WILL SHAVE ALL YOU'RE HAIR OFF IF I HAVE TO!-Lucy

THE HELL, SCARLET!-Tattoo
SHUT IT, TATTOO!-Erza
WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU!?-Tattoo
NOT TO ME, TO MY FRIEND!-Erza
WHY WOULD I BE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE WHO KNOWS YOU!-Tattoo
I'M GONNA RIP THAR TATTOO OF YOUR FACE SO WE'LL CALL YOU UGLY!-Erza

GET OFF ME, SHRIMP!-Piercing dude
NOT A CHANCE, PIERCING DUDE AND WHO YA CALLING A SHRIMP, HUH!?-levy
OBVIOUSLY YOU, NOW GET OFF!-Piercing dude
DO NOT CROSS ME OR I SWEAR I WILL RIP EVERY PIERCING OUT OF YOUR BODY!-Levy
WHAT IF I HAVE SOME DOWN THERE-Peircing dude smirks
EW-Levy

UGH JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, RAIN WOMEN-Stripper
DONT CALL ME THAT, STRIPPER!-Juvia
WHAT YA GONNA DO ABOUT IT-Stripper
I'LL SOW YOUR CLOTHES TO YOU SO THAT WHEN I KILL YOU YOU'LL LOOK HALF DECENT!-Juvia
HALF DECENT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN BYE THAT BLUE!?-Stripper
CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT THAT FACE OF YOURS, YOU'LL HAVE TO GET THAT DONE LATER!-Juvia

WHY DID YOU HIRT OUR GIRL, HUH-Cana
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT DRUNKY!?-Ponytail (NOT FREED, Bacchus)
LOOK WHO'S TALKIN', YOU'RE DRUNKER THAN ME-Cana
.......WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING US!?-Ponytail
I TOLD YA, YOU HURT WENDY SO WE HURT YOU, PONY TAIL!!!!-Cana

TO BE CONTINUED!
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GUYS I CANT UPDATE FOR 2 WEEKS I MOVED HOUSE AND SOMETHING WENT WRONG WITH THE WIFI, IM REALLY SORRY BUT I'LL UPDATE WHEN I HO SOMEWHERE WITH FREE WIFI! BYEEEEEE SORRY THE CHAPTER SUCKED SINCE I RUSHED IT.

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