i forgot to do this yesterday because i'm an idiot so i'm doing it now
here we go
"i dunno, it looks a lot like a toothbrush to me"
- me
"there's a rainbow on my shoe!"
- my little brother
"*screams* i love wind!"
- my little brother
"don't eat a church!"
- my dad
"violence is not the answer"
- me
"hashtag spon"
- me
"panic at the disco. *after no one gets the pun* you do realize that's a band, right?"
- me
"if you want to be a true fan of pentatonix you have to know the names of their songs"
- me
"no"
- me
my uncle to my cousin: "aw, come on, sweetie. don't cry."
me: *thinks* craft.
