so we're back hi
i had a fun dream last night
basically i was in london again except without my family for some reason and i didn't look like i look now and london was divided
if you've never been there, london is divided by the thames river, and in my dream, one half was on one side of the river and the other half was on the other
now, the two sides were in a war of some sort, but it hadn't started in the beginning of my dream
so i crossed the bridge to the other side of the river where apparently dan and phil lived, as i was going to visit them
we had fun and whatever but when i left, the war had started, and i guess i was wanted for no apparent reason
there was a big gathering with cake and i asked a boy how to get back over the river and he gave me a lot of really complicated instructions that i forgot instantly
after the boy left, this guy came over with this huge dog holding a platter of cake
obviously i was scared so i tried to escape in a room, which of course was tiny and led to the thames
the dude was like "don't be scared you didn't get your cookie cake" and i was whimpering and pressing myself away like "no i don't want the cake"
so the dude continued trying to give me the cake but the dog was growling at me and being overall very terrifying
i was like "please i just want to get back over to the other side" and he was like "we've killed all the good people on this side of the river, this is war" so i got really worried and i was crying "please don't hurt dan and phil" but apparently they hadn't figured out where they lived
so time skip because i don't remember and the big scary guy with his dog threw me over this wall that was apparently there instead of the river like "see how well the other side treats you"
and when everyone saw me there was this big uproar and everyone was shouting and stuff and i was pleading and this woman came along who i guess was the mayor of this side of the river and she had this huge sword and she goes "what seems to be the problem here"
so naturally everyone points to me and she comes over and starts stabbing me in various places that wouldn't kill me and i was screaming and pleading for my life like "i just wanted to visit dan and phil, please don't hurt me" and stuff but finally she stabs me in the heart and everyone cheers and i fall but i'm somehow still alive??? even though she beheaded me apparently because she asks me where my head is
so yeah the moral of the story is don't go visit dan and phil otherwise you'll get killed
