i was literally crying of laughter in social studies today
so basically mr. leventhal was trying to teach the class a way of remembering india's rivers and he made up this stupid dance
the class was going crazy because the dance seemed a bit suggestive
you know the thing that men do when signaling to their fellow males that a woman has curves?
yeah it looked like he was doing that
and then he as like "alright from the top" and did the whole dance including the chinese rivers and the mekong river and i was crying
and then later he was referring to the gobi and taklimakan desert
he said gobi sounded like cobi bryant so he said the gobi is like gobi bryant and it's dunking on mongolia
the taklimakan desert apparently sounds like taco mac and he wrote it on the board except he wrote "taco maco"
later he was trying to write on the board except he wasn't writing on the actual board thing and he was all like "why isn't it working" and i just died and he realized it with a little giggle
i'm crying
