Avangeline's POV
Dear diary,
Today, some idiot dumped a bucketload of shiny crap on me, in front of the entire school.
Cheers,
Ava
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Colton James is the most infuriating human being on this planet!
"I am SOOOOOOOO going to bash his head in!" I exclaimed as I burst into my room covered from head to toe with glitter and paper hearts. My friend and dorm mate Charlie was shaking with laughter as she followed me into the room in a similar sparkly state, carrying a trash bag, pompoms, and a camera. I flopped facedown, arms and legs flailing, onto my brightly quilted bed, and ignored Charlie's hysterical laughter. Charlotte Drew Fitzroy, shut up before I kick your-
OK. *slams hand on the pause button*
I can explain everything. *takes a deep breath*
Let's start from the beginning *cue the weird memory ripple effect*
My name is Avangeline "Ava" Dubois. I attend South Central Academy- a preppy boarding school filled to the brim with snobby losers shoved into a ski lodge.
Colton James is a fellow junior at SCA. I had the unfortunate pleasure of meeting him in the sandbox in kindergarten, back when I didn't mind getting down and dirty ;) I believe the first words I ever uttered to his sorry face were "EAT DIRT MEANIE!" After that, we connected over our fear of spiders while sitting nervously outside the principal's office for an uncivilized brawl in the sandbox, and have remained friends ever since (also probably due to the fact that CJ and my twin Tyler are BFFs and he is constantly popping up in my life like a zit that just WILL NOT GO AWAY).
Back in elementary school, he was one of the tallest kids in our grade, a known rule breaker, sporting a rather nasty bowl cut, and had a strange obsession with Garfield. But as we grew up, his awful bowl-cut hair slowly grew into a casually messy head of dirty blond hair, and his obsession slowly faded away. CJ has about as much charm and charisma as a coffee table- he's the worst at flirting, always using cheesy pickup lines and his stupid trademarked "sexy eyes" that make me want to throw up every single time. And yet, somehow, he drives girls nuts.
But CJ is also the clumsy, sarcastic, and defensive -although somewhat (*gags*) caring and sweet- brat who snuck into the girl's dorm to comfort me after my hamster died, but instead wound up tripping over a step and falling down the stairs. And still managed to sweet talk his way out of punishment ( again- crazy, conniving, sweet, CLUMSY).
We have an interesting love/hate friendship (he claims that I'm stubborn and "not open minded" while I scoff at his lame ideas on a llama petting zoo) that Tyler says- and I quote- is "the weirdest yet funniest form of entertainment since the 2016 presidential election". He's like an annoying older brother who is constantly driving me nuts with all of his teasing and shenanigans, but always stands up for me and is there to use as a punching bag and a shoulder to lean on.
*gags* I'm turning into one of those horribly dramatic and cliche love story protagonists! *coughs uncomfortably*.
And so why do I want to murder one of my best boy friends in his sleep?
Well, it all started a few months ago...
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So I know that that was pretty brief and short, but I hope you enjoyed it ❤
QOTD: What's your favorite movie?
A: Tangled!! (Imma kid at heart)
Much love,
theonewhoknowsitall
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