Joetrick Oneshots

Peterick Isn't Real

(tw: mentions of p*terick) the picture above reminded me of this kinda prompt idk.
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"Q and A anyone?" Patrick typed out into Twitter. He had finally remembered his password after what seem like a century, so he decided to do a Q and A.

Naturally, his phone blew up with Twitter notifications after he sent out the tweet (as expected). A warm smile spread across his face as he read the replies. He always had loved interacting with his fans.

(note: these Twitter usernames are made up ((I think)), I have no intention to directly @ someone)

@/wentzisameme :
"I met you at the m&g at San Antonio! idk if you remember but I accidentally threw up on you (sorry) I was just really excited!! @/patrickstump "

@/patrickstump :
" Nonono it's totally fine!! I'm just glad that you showed up! (Andy said those shoes were ugly anyways) :) @/wentzisameme "

@/allyisgayforandy :
" hey it's my birthday today!! @/patrickstump "

@/patrickstump :
" Happy Birthday!! I hope your day is filled with cake and confetti!! :-) @/allyisgayforandy "

@/folieayourmom :
are you guys working on a new album soon? @/patrickstump "

@/patrickstump :
" ;-) @/folieayourmom "

The Q and A was going swimmingly Patrick thought. Not a single tweet directed towards p*terick so far.

Peterick is a touchy subject to Patrick; mostly because he's dating Joe. Now, don't get him wrong, he loves Pete. But, just not in the way he loves Joe.

He and Joe have been dating ever since "From Under The Cork Tree" came out. Pete teased them every chance he got once he found out, but now he's learned to control himself.

During the time he teased them, (whenever they played a show) Pete would put on what he called "stage gay" and give Patrick little kisses and sweet talked to him during the performance.
At first it bothered both Joe and Patrick, but they soon got used to it.

Patrick decided to answer one more question, and then head to the kitchen to help Joe make dinner. Tonight was his favorite, spaghetti Thursday.

Then, while searching for a question to answer, it finally happened: the one idiot who decides to make all celebrities uncomfortable with a question that they KNOW will make them uncomfortable/mad, asked a question. (you know what I'm talking about)

@/brendonurievines :
" @/patrickstump hey, is peterick real? hmm?? 👀 "

This angered Patrick. He has repeatedly told his fans that he doesn't like to talk about peterick. But, he knows that there will always be one asshole who loves making people mad. The typical internet troll who knows they won't get in trouble. Patrick hates those kind of people, and Patrick doesn't use the word "hate" lightly.

He decided to end this once and for all. He got up from the couch and headed towards Joe.

"Babe, are you through with Q and A already?" Joe asked. "No, but I need your help, and I need to know if you're okay with outing us," Patrick hastily replied. "Of course! I'm ready whenever you are. What can I do to help though?" Joe said. "I want to take a picture of us kissing and send it to an internet troll who asked about... you know... the thing," Patrick said slowly. It took a while for Joe to process what thing, but he remembered after receiving a glare from Patrick. "oH! Yes, I'm down for that completely," Joe answered quickly.

So, Patrick opened the camera and gave his phone to Joe. "You have longer arms," he explained. Joe nodded and positioned his arm to get them into frame. He set the timer for ten seconds.

Patrick went to cup Joe's jaw with his hand and connected their lips. Joe leaned in and held Patrick's cheek, deepening the kiss ever so slightly. The shudder went off and the picture was taken. Of course, they didn't break away right then, but kept kissing for a tad bit longer.

Knowing that Joe needs air to breathe, Patrick broke the kiss and hugged him, whispering, "I love you so much," into his ear. Joe hugged back and said "I love you too, Patrick. I'm going to finish dinner; I think the noodles are done."

So, Patrick opened up Twitter once again and replied back with :

@/patrickstump:
" @/brendonurievines (image attached) Does this answer your question? "

He then logged out of Twitter, (not caring that he made the one of the biggest shit storms that the fob fandom has ever had) and went to the kitchen to help Joe make dinner.

"What the fuck Trohman?? You're gonna burn the fucking meat!!"