OK SO I FOUND THIS ON TUMBLR AND I JUS- I just can't ok. I laughed harder than I should've. Just read it. XD
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Harry: Everyone say cheeese!!
Niall: Cheese?! Where?!!
Liam: Its a figure of speech Niall. You see, when someone wants to take a picture the word 'cheese' makes their teeth go-- *over exaggerates smile*
Zayn: Shh..You're ruining the atmosphere.
Louis: You already did that when you walked in.
Zayn:---
Louis:--claps twice--👏👏
Liam: Guys look! It's a statue all the way back from the 1500's!!
Niall: -giggles- She's naked..
Zayn: How can you laugh at such art? It's so exquisite, the way each gentle curve marks on her face like slivers in the moonlight...
Harry: Sooo instagraming this.
Louis: Ugh. I'm thirsty.
Niall:---
Harry:---
Niall and Harry:--cracks up--
Liam: Real mature boys.
Harry:...PENIS...
Niall:--Laughs until his whole face is red--
Zayn: Oh my gosh guys, an entire exhibit on the evolution of hair!
Louis: SOMEONE CARRY ME.
Harry:--leans over, allows Louis to climb on his back like the baby koala he is.-
Niall: Did anyone bring the bag of crisps I was eating in the limo?
Liam: --Facepalms--
Zayn:--admires art--
Harry:-lets Louis down--
Niall:---
Liam: FOR GODS SAKE HARRY PUT YOUR SHIRT ON YOU'RE NOT SOME PIECE OF--
Museum director: Oh my goodness this boy is a masterpiece. Would you mind coming with me to be sculpted?
The boys:---
The museum director:---
The boys: -whispers- The wax figures...
-The museum suddenly bursts into flames and everyone screams running into each other.-
Paul: Hey guys-
Paul:---
Paul: I don't get paid enough for this.
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One Direction Preferences
FanfictionThis book is full of funny, cute and dirty One Direction preferences and short imagines. So if that's what you're looking for you came to the right place!
