Borrowed from tumblr.
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Harry:
Erm...Basically...you..Uhm. Drive for...like a...mile...Then ermm... you...OH...You..just..missed..the turn...Re..calcu..lating.
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Liam:
Turn left after driving three miles. Oh no! I am sorry that was very bossy of me! I am sorry please forgive me! Oh my gosh I'm so sorry. I'm going to hell, oh no I just said hell! I just said it again oh god please forgive me!
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Louis:
Listen bitch, you drive straight for five miles and if you miss the turn that's your own damn problem. Oh and stop trying to call me a bitch through typing, we don't want directions to your driveway now do we?
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Niall:
Turn here! Yes here, into this McDonalds! I need a sandwich you cunt. You can get to the hospital after this. I just need somethin' now I'm starved.
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Zayn:
Enjoy this long droning car ride that is life. Oh and don't forget to turn onto the next inspirational exit. imagines the curves of this road to be gentle flows brushstrokes on your favorite painting that always works for me.
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One Direction Preferences
FanfictionThis book is full of funny, cute and dirty One Direction preferences and short imagines. So if that's what you're looking for you came to the right place!
