One Direction Preferences

#96 Smart ass:

So I have these stupid exams this week and I may not update again until Friday. So this is my apology in advance. I love you guys, you've already given me more reads and votes then I ever expected to get! I'm grateful so thanks again! (:

I'll have some sort of competition/reward coming your guys way here in the next couple of days..details t.b.a.
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HARRY:

"No no no NO NO!!" Harry shouts as you run into another wall on mario cart. You were playing against he and Niall to pass time in the dressing room before their show. You hadn't even started messing up this bad until Harry started talking crap about you being the best at this game. The only reason you even had a clue what you were doing is because the two of you were up extremely late last night the night before trying to teach you the basics of playing it. "I'm awful at this game." You whine in frustration. "Obviously.." Niall chuckles, not looking away from the television. You glare at him before turning to Harry. "You're a crappy teacher!" You exclaim, pushing his shoulder. "It's not my fault you can't drive!" He exclaims back. "Well maybe if my idiot boyfriend would teach me I could!" You fire back sarcastically. "Maybe if my mouthy girlfriend would shut up and let me teach her I would!" He retorts. At this point Niall is hysterically laughing at the two of you fighting. You both turn to glare at him at the same time, "What is so funny?" Harry sneers. Niall shrugs, still chuckling to himself, "Nothing.." He chuckles. "Doesn't sound like nothing." You retort. "Well we all know when you two are in the back room with the door locked 'playing mario cart', you're actually just snogging, or worse." Was it really that obvious? Apparently, because its true anytime you and Harry say you're playing mario cart it's really just code for you two going at it in the back room. "Ok that's enough, get out." Harry says as he starts to push Niall towards the door after seeing your face redden and jaw drop at Niall's statement. "What?! why?!" Niall asks confused. "Because we're gonna fu- I mean play mario cart." Harry laughs at his attempt at humor as he continues to push Niall. You couldn't help but laugh at the disgusted look on Niall's face as he stumbled out the door. Your expression quickly turned serious as Harry came back to the couch. "I wasn't joking." He says softly as he runs his hand up your thigh and leans over you. "Well what're you waiting for?" You reply softly, leaning into him as your lips meet his in the middle. He pulls away for a second, "You really do suck at that game." He mumbles against your lips. You laugh as your arms drape themselves around his neck and he pulls your legs up to wrap them around his waist.
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LIAM:

"So exactly how many species of snakes are there?" You ask as he drives you two to the zoo. You figured you'd annoy him with questions since he remained persistent on visiting the reptile habitat first. "I actually...I don't know.." "Probably thousands." He adds with a shrug, his eyes never leaving the road. You clasped your hand dramatically over your mouth and gasped deeply. "Liam..Liam James Payne doesn't know something?!" Liam glances over to you with an unamused look upon his face. "Ha..Ha..Very funny." "Just because I'm educated doesn't mean I know everything!" He says, glancing back at you with a look of disapproval. "Besides I'm not you, I don't spend my time stalking things I like." He retorts, your eyes narrowing in annoyance. "This is why I should've never told you about my old tumblr. You'll use anything you can to bring it back up, you're just mad because of all the stuff I posted about Zayn." You said with a smirk, knowing that would get to him. Right on cue you looked over to see his hands tighten on the steering wheel. "You swore you wouldn't bring it up." You quickly added before he could actually get mad at you. "Fine, I won't if you don't." He says glancing to you then back to the road. "Fine." You say with a sigh, suddenly developing a small smile, you leaned over to him to peck his cheek. "Loovvee yyoouu.." You cooed to him as you leaned back into your seat. He slowly starts to smile before looking back and forth between you and the road. "Love you too." He says as he grabs your hand in his and the two of you softly sing along to the song on the radio. At least until you decided to tease him one last time. "Still can't believe you don't know how many species of snakes there are." He playfully slapped down on his steering wheel like he was angry making the both of you laugh.
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LOUIS:

You were sitting on your bed playing flappy bird on your phone when you heard Louis shout from the other room. "Baaabbbeee! Have you seen my gray beanie anywhere?" "nope." You replied, popping the 'p' sound at the end. "Are you sure? I know I saw you with it earlier." He says, the sound of his voice getting closer. "I'm sure!!" You reply again, still not really paying attention to him because of your game. "Are you sure you're sure?" He asks again, this time with a playful tone to his voice. You nod this time since you see him standing in the doorway out of the corner of your eye. "Love it's literally on your head." He states with a smirk on his face. You finally pause your game to look up at him from your phone to see him leaning in your doorway with his eyes narrowed and his lips puckered. He slowly walks up to your spot on the bed with a look of fake annoyance on his face. "What.." You mumble nervously. "Well I can't exactly see it if its on the back of my head now can I?" You say with a shit eating grin plastered across your face. "Such a smart ass." He says laughing, earning a smirk on your face. "You love it." You say as you teasingly lean away when he tries to reach for it. "Correction.." He says as he plops down on top of you, trapping you. "I love you."He adds, kissing you on the lips as he grabs his beanie from you.
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NIALL:

You walk into yours and Niall's shared apartment after a long day at work and the first thing you see is him sitting on the couch holding up and empty glass in front of his face. He had a weird expression about his face, "Babe, what're you doing?" You ask him with a confused tone as you walk over to stand beside the sofa. He keeps his focus on the glass, "I'm hoping if I focus all of my energy into staring at my cup it'll magically refill itself." You roll your eyes as you catch onto his hint. You try your best to hide your smile as you put your hand on your hip and continue to stare down at him. "And why can't you refill it yourself?" You ask. He finally diverts his attention to you, looking you up and down before responding. "Because I'm lazy and the fridge is too far away." He answers with a shrug. You giggle and sit down on his lap. "Maybe if you'd just greet me with a 'Hey honey, how was your day?' and a kiss, I'd go fill it for you." You say softly in a sarcastic tone as you gently push his hair to the side of his forehead. He leaned up to kiss your cheek, "So tell me beautiful, how was your day?" He asked with a light laugh. "The usual, boring, tiring, pointless. I'm sure your day off staring at that glass was more productive than mine was filing papers." You say with a chuckle as you grab the glass from his hand and stand up. "You're the best, you know that?" "Yeah, yeah, I know." you say with a smile. He laughs as he shakes his head and sits his feet up on the coffee table.
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