I WAS SLEEPING!!! Or not!

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Those nights when you can't fall asleep.

Me: ...

Phone: *rings*

Me: *answers*
Hello?
Who is this?

Ex: hey um-

Me: I WAS ENJOYING MY FRICKIN SLEEP!!! DONT CALL AT FLIPPIN 1 AM IN THE FREAKIN MORNING!!!
*hangs up*
...
...
...
*Calls friend*

Friend: Hello?

Me: Yea! It's m-!

Friend: THE HECK YOU CALLIN ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT FOR?!?!?! I WAS SLEEPING YOU FLIPPIN IDIOT!!!

Me: *hangs up* gosh... Some people...

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