I have a friend, let's call her Lulu. So this Lulu is awesome at retorts! She's a little weird, but she's really funny. So the other day, some kid called her ugly and annoying and dumb and other stuff to, in the halls and she just kept walking. His friends kept sayin "oooooooohhhh! IGNORED!!!"
I was all like, "Did you hear that?"
She just looked at me and smiled. "Yep, but I'd rather not comment on butt-faces farting."
She doesn't swear, but I bet she was thinking, "Yep, but I can't understand what he's saying with all the shįt he's spewing."
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