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IMAGINE: You're waking up early in the morning after having a night out party since it was your thirtieth birthday. As you sit up your head is pounding like you have the cast of RIVERDANCE in your head, you feel like you're going to throw up, but worst of all you realize you're in someone else room. You try to remember where you are but the more you try the more your head hurts.
You pull the covers off you and you're naked as a jay bird. As you look for your clothes you notices in the bed you see a body hiding underneath the covers. You move closer and see that it's fame magician Criss Angel. HOLLY SHIT DID I HAVE SEX WITH CRISS ANGEL you wondered as you carefully walk into the bathroom and found a robe to put on. You sit in the bathroom to gather your thoughts when you notice your clothes in the bathroom all over the floor and Criss's too. MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT you wonder as you put on your clothes.
A knock comes to the door. "Open up in there" someone calls out. You open it to see Criss standing there in a pair of pants and looking about as hung over as you are. "Criss what the 😈 happened last night" you ask. He shrugs his shoulder then he barrels in and puts his head in the toilet vomiting. Just watching is making you want to throw up. Criss flushes and washes out his mouth. "The last thing I remember is driving-oh my god I drove home drunk!!" Criss declared in shock.
You look outside the bathroom window to see Criss's Lambo parked on the walk way to the door. "You gave new meaning to curb side service" as Criss looks at it. "At least no body got hurt I need an aspirin the size of The Luxor Light" Criss replied going into his medicine cabinet. You check your pockets for your phone and find yours. You look at some of the pictures. "Criss you may want to see this" and he showed a picture of him levitating in the Bellagio's fountain and the volcano at The Mirage" than a picture of you guys running while security is chasing you from the Mirage.
"Oh my god I'm going to be fired when they find out about this" Criss remarked shaking his head. Then one picture comes up that makes you blush. "Criss I think we might of done something naughty" and showed Criss a picture of you and him standing in the bathroom naked while Criss is chugging a bottle of Whiskey and a video that left little to the imagination. "I think we made a sex tape" Criss stated feeling like he's about to throw up again. "I think I'll erase those" you remarked. "Please do". The door bell rang which made the pounding in your heads worse. "Christopher open up!!"a voice called out. "It's my brothers you stay up here"
Criss takes the stairs carefully as the room spins a little. His brother start to pound on the door and ring the bell like their finger is stuck on it. "CUT IT OUT GUYS!!!" He yells. Criss opens the door to see his brothers standing there. "What happened last night you were drinking vodka straight from the bottle" JD said. "You were even doing body shots on some of the ladies in the bar" Costa added. "I can't even remember what happened my head is killing me".
"You got black out drunk what the hell Christopher I've never seen you go that far when you're drinking". "First time for everything oh god" as he put his hand over his mouth and ran to the sink as his brothers came in. Criss fell to the floor as JD rinsed out the sink. "Do you remember anything?". "We don't". You're walking down the stairs as JD and Costa are looking at you in shock. "Guys met-what's your name?" Criss asked getting up. "(Y/N)" you reply embrassed. "Open up police!!". Costa gets the door and three uniformed cops come in.
"(Y/N) what are you doing here your mother and Derek are worried sick when you didn't come back with your friends". "Dad it's been a really fuzzy and weird day so far" you replied sitting down. "Well I'm here to bring Mr. Angel here on charges of Drunk and Disorderly, DUI maybe even rape"he said looking at you. "He didn't do that we were both black out drunk". "Come on Mr. Angel". Criss stands up and they arrest him. A few days later Criss pleads guilty and goes to a thirty day rehab facility while he's there you walk in .
"Hey Criss"you said smiling. "(Y/N) what are you doing here?". "My dad sent me and I don't blame him considering what happened". "Yea I got suspended for six months from The Luxor, have to do thirty days here, and my license was suspended for nine months" Criss replied. "My fiancée wasn't happy with me and called off the wedding". "You had a fiancée oh my god"Criss said ready to pass out. "Well there's something else I should tell you I was a virgin when we met and I'm not anymore" you said snickering. "I need a drink"Criss stated as you chuckle.
