jacob saggytits fans

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OKAY IM SORRY TO Y'ALL JACOB FANS BUT SOME OF YOU GUYS MAKE ME WANT TO GET A BUS AND RUN OVER YOU WITH IT OKAY.

like I said, Jacob fans are fucking annoying. they think they can "roast" us but they can't.

here are some examples:

•they have so much bad grammar. literally, I swore when I got into an argument with one they spelt their WHOLE paragraph wrong.

•you can get into so much arguments with them easily. like all you do is just ask "what is his talent?" and they just pop out of your toilet and say "U rUde biTch wHat hAs jAcob doNe tO you U R juSt jelous." (I spelt jealous wrong on purpose btw.)

and I just reply back

*jealous

then they don't reply back anything really.

•Jacob is rude to some of his fans like I heard that there was some plus weight girl who loved Jacob so much and after she hugged him he gave a disgusted look. he also called some of his gifts that he got from fans "ugly" and "trash" like wtf. if I was ever famous (maybe not) I would love the stuff the fans give me even if it's just a rock.

so yeah if you get offended by this easily don't read this rant book cause it's all about rants and opinions.

bye
—audrey

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