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jacob sartorious

Ok hay guys yes I am roasting jacob sartorius

Ok so I looked up Jacob sartious and then is said Jacob sartious abs and then that pic was the first to come up and I'm like bitch where like yall see that no you don't cuz he lost 2 things his abs and eyebrows well actually he never had eyebrows or abs so he didn't really loose them (oh burn) haha and literally I am dead cuz his real name isn't Jacob its Rolf lol I cringe when I see his face then I choke on air cuz he is so ugly then he doesn't even care about his fans when they has a physical disease he will look at them weird and then once he was in a video of Cameron's (the one I put ↑ there)he roasts him self cuz they are like would you rather be bald or have no eye brows and then Jacob is like "I would be bald cuz if you don't have eye brows you will look at me"

And when I heard that I laughed so hard lol

Hay guys this was just for fun all of it is tru tho sorry if you like Jacob I dont judge but yea luv y'all bye ✌✌✌✌✌ ♥