*True story*
Idiots (I really don't like them): *dances on table*
Me: *to Natalie* Can someone tell them they can't practice for their future jobs at school.
Natalie: *student's name*, you can't practice for your future job at school.I swear I'm an undercover bitch.

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Comebacks
HumorBeing an ass to people is hard, let me help you. /^\ I'm doing come backs and insults now. Most of these are original. *language warning*