Idiot: Is the Zombie apocalypse real?
Idiot 2: Apparently.
Idiot: But zombies eat brains.
Me: Don't worry, you're safe.
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Comebacks
HumorBeing an ass to people is hard, let me help you. /^\ I'm doing come backs and insults now. Most of these are original. *language warning*
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Idiot: Is the Zombie apocalypse real?
Idiot 2: Apparently.
Idiot: But zombies eat brains.
Me: Don't worry, you're safe.