Jokes (Jihope)

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Fam💯: ok guys so like this guy hmu with v funny puns and I want to keep talking to him but like ya know
Fam💯: stranger danger

Jinnie👑: yeah you're fucking right stop talking to him stranger danger

Yoongay💤: is he hot?

Namjoon🎹: Jinnie pls he might get a boyfriend

Fam💯: I actually don't even know if he is a boy
Fam💯: all he's doing is sending me puns

Yoongay💤: is he hot tho?

TaeTae📪: Kookie where are u?
TaeTae📪: we were suppose to have a movie night

Kookie🍪: my mom didn't want me to hang out with you
Kookie🍪: she said you're too gay 4 me

TaeTae📪: we're dating

Yoongay💤: shot fired
Yoongay💤: but seriously Jimin is he hot?

TaeTae📪: you little shit she doesn't know we're dating does she?

Jinnie👑: Namjoon
Jinnie👑: I'm so fucking pissed at you don't talk to me

Namjoon🎹: babe pls
Namjoon🎹: so what I forgot it was our anniversary?

Jinnie👑: you piece of shit it's our 1 year what the fuck
Jinnie👑: do you realize how special that is?
Jinnie👑: I've dedicated 1 year of my god damn time to you and this is how you repay me?

Namjoon🎹: go outside

Jinnie👑: why the fuck would I go outside?
Jinnie👑: omg is this a mixtape

Namjoon🎹: ily happy anniversary babe

Yoongay💤: JIMIN IS HE HOT??

TaeTae📪:: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUNGKOOK YOU DIDNT EVEN TELL YOUR MOM THAT WE'RE DATING???

Kookie🍪: you never call me Jungkook :(

Fam💯: gUYs IM IM A CRISIS RIGHT NOW DO I KEEP TALKING TO HIM??

Yoongay💤: if he's hot then give him my kik

Fam💯: fuck off Yoongi

Yoongay💤: ;)

TaeTae📪: whatever maybe you should stay away from me if you don't eve want to tell your mom about us

Kookie🍪: Taehyung please I'm sorry
Kookie🍪: I don't want to come out yet

TaeTae📪: YOURE NOT EVEN FUCKING OUT YET??

Fam💯: whatever you guys were no help