Yoongs💤: so about that movie day
ChimChim🍧: fam y we whispering? Why couldn't you just ask me in the group chat?
Yoongs💤: cause they'll make fun of me
ChimChim🍧: well I would go but I feel like you'll want to fuck me and I'm not about that life
Yoongs💤: I'm not going to fuck you. I only want to watch movies and you're the only other one in our friend group who likes Tris and Four's relationship
ChimChim🍧: Hoseok likes those movies too why don't you ask him 😂
Yoongs💤: PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE JIMINIE
Yoongs💤: I promise I won't kiss you, I won't confess my undying love for you, I won't ask you to be my boyfriend, I won't attempt to get you in my bed, just movies. Nothing else.
ChimChim🍧: will you give me food?
Yoongs💤: YEAH DUDE I WAS STUPID AND SAD ONE DAY SO I BOUGHT LIKE 3 THINGS OF ICE CREAM AND I HAVE SOME POPCORN AND WE CAN ORDER PIZZA
ChimChim🍧: I'm sold
Yoongs💤: YEET
Yoongs💤: is Saturday good?
ChimChim🍧: yeah fam it's good
Yoongs💤: k cool
ChimChim🍧: also you're giving me gas money
Yoongs💤: ugh fine
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Jokes (Jihope)
FanfictionWhen Jimin gets sent jokes and puns and he really enjoys them.
