Jokes (Jihope)

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Hoe👌🏻: okay Jimin what the fuck is your name???

Jimoan😩: omg
Jimoan😩: I don't know
Jimoan😩: I think my friend Taehyung changed it when he got on my phone
Jimoan😩: omg

Hoe👌🏻: is Taehyung the one who's dating that boy who hasn't come out yet?

Jimin💯: yeah
Jimin💯: but he finally came out to his mom
Jimin💯: then she kicked him out
Jimin💯: so now he lives with Taehyung

Hoe👌🏻: did Taehyung like force him to come out?

Jimin💯: no Jungkook wanted to come out for a while it's just he was scared about what his mom would say, and he didn't want to lose his home for a boy who might break up with him someday. But Taehyung finally told Jungkook that he loves him and so they are all good now

Hoe👌🏻: do you have a lot of gay friends?

Jimin💯: all of my friends are gay
Jimin💯: except Yoongi and Namjoon
Jimin💯: Namjoon has only ever been into one boy and that's Seokjin
Jimin💯: and then Yoongi just doesn't give a shit about any of it
Jimin💯: if he likes somebody he likes somebody that's all
Jimin💯: but he doesn't want to label himself and all that shit

Hoe👌🏻: do they all go to your school?

Jimin💯: no they are my online friends. Except Jungkook. Me and Jungkook go to the same school and Taehyung.

Hoe👌🏻: that sucks

Jimin💯: eh I like them more than I like any of the people in my town
Jimin💯: Jungkook's pretty cool though. He's like the only person I like here
Jimin💯: and Taehyung is just one of those boys you're forced to like
Jimin💯: hey do you want to join our group chat??

Hoe👌🏻: how many people are in it?

Jimin💯: there's only 6 of us
Jimin💯: and literally all we do is throw shade

Hoe👌🏻: I'm known to be quite vexing. Just a for warning

Jimin💯: omg suicide squad
Jimin💯: but okay I'll add you