Jokes (Jihope)

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Hoe👌🏻: Jimin

Jimin🙂: yeah?

Hoe👌🏻: your emoji in your name looks like a psychopath

Jimin🙂: thanks

Hoe👌🏻I'd tell you a chemistry joke
Hoe👌🏻: but I know I wouldn't get a reaction out of it

Jimin🙂: that one was lame hoe

Hoe👌🏻: fuck off you week old milk

Jimin🙂: WOW REAL FUCKING MATURE

Hoe👌🏻: Jimin you are like 5 I need you to stop cussing

Jimin🙂: I'm 16

Hoe👌🏻: wow giving your age to somebody online?
Hoe👌🏻: didn't your mom ever tell you about stranger danger?

Jimin🙂: yeah but you're a guy who randomly texts me puns
Jimin🙂: I really don't think you're that dangerous

Hoe👌🏻: I'm very dangerous ogay
Hoe👌🏻: I went to jail for murder when I was 54

Jimin🙂: Hoseok you're 17
Jimin🙂: you told me you were 17 just last week
Jimin🙂: and that the idea of going to jail actually scares you a lot because you wouldn't be able to dance

Hoe👌🏻: I didn't think you'd remember shit like that

Jimin🙂: when people I like text me info I remember it