Jokes (Jihope)

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Jimin💯 has added Hoe👌🏻 into the group chat 'Jimin is a gay dweeb -Yoongi'

Jimin💯: guys this is Hoseok

Yoongay💤: that boy that sends you puns?

Hoe👌🏻: wowie I'm already popular for my puns

Yoongay💤: Jimin likes you by the way

Jimin💯: omg

Jinnie👑: Hoseok please ignore Yoongi he's just salty because he's never gotten a chance with Jimin

Yoongay💤: I'm real fucking salty about that

Joonie🎹: technically Jimin's never said no

Tae💟: kookie where are you :( u promised me we would watch movies

Kookie🐰: I'm low key just being a creeper and reading this group chats messages

Hoe👌🏻: it's not that low key anymore

Kookie🐰: I know :(

Jimin💯: Yoongi I'm saying no now

Yoongay💤: WHY THO?!?!

Jimin💯: because you're just some boy who low key sends me pictures of memes through mail every week
Jimin💯: I know it's you
Jimin💯: you can't hide

Yoongay💤: they are dank ass memes you should appreciate them.

Hoe👌🏻: does anybody want to hear a pun?

Jimin💯: yes

Yoongay💤: no I don't like you

Jinnie👑: Yoongi!

Joonie🎹: he's just mad that Hoseok is getting farther with Jimin then he has even though he's known him longer

Hoe👌🏻: sorry man not my fault
Hoe👌🏻: my puns attract everyone

Jimin💯: 😉

Yoongay💤: why can't you send me winky faces Jiminie?

Jimin💯: because I'm not even remotely interested in you

Hoe👌🏻: but you're interested in me?

Kookie🐰: HOHOHOHOHOHOHO

Jimin💯 has left the group chat

Tae💟: noooo ChimChim

Tae💟 has added Jimin💯 to the group chat 'Jimin is a gay dweeb -Yoongi'

Yoongay💤 has changed the name of the group chat to 'Jimin date me pls'

Jimin💯 has changed the group chat name to 'no thx I'm good'

Tae💟: I wanna do it too!!!

Tae💟 has changed the group chat name to 'Kookie come watch movies with me before I kill'

Tae💟: ^.^

Kookie🐰: 0.0

Jimin💯: oh

Yoongay💤: Yoongi fuck me harder
Yoongay💤: see babe we finish each others sentences

Joonie🎹: so fucking thirsty

Yoongay💤: you're the one to talk
Yoongay💤: the last time that we went to see Jin you asked me to leave the room so you could 'make Jin scream'

Jinnie👑: NAMJOON YOU FUCKING SAID THAT?!?!

Joonie🎹: lol whoops.

Hoe👌🏻: so like Jin and Namjoon are dating and so is Jungkook and Taehyung
Hoe👌🏻: and Yoongi is high key thirsting after Jimin?
Hoe👌🏻: k got it

Yoongay💤: it's very low key okay

Jimin💯: no it's not

Yoongay💤: and I'm not only thirsting after Jibooty I love Jimin

Jimin💯: no u don't

Yoongay💤: yes I do
Yoongay💤: DON'T TELL ME MY FEELINGS ARE INVALID IM TRIGGERED

Jimin💯: so Hoseok how do you like the group chat?

Hoe👌🏻: it's lit lmao