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"Nevaeh Miley Oxey Millennia Lay!"

Ugh, that's my mom again. Probably calling me to dinner, why couldn't we just of ordered nachos? Those black people at the Mexican restaurant probably messed the order up anyway .

As I made my way down the stairs but stopped to look in the mirror.

My flawless blonde hair waved from the breeze coming through the window down the hall, my luxurious lips with a natural glimpse of cherry colored shit smeared across the delicate uhhh.... I don't what to put here, My giant breasts bounced as I spinned in the mirror, my perfect hourglass figure seemed to shine with beauty. My rare, beautiful rainbow colored eyes gleamed in the mirror's presence. My clothes, a almost bikini like top with fabric coming of the edges, and short-short jeans that had white words printed on the cheeks 'SLAP DAT AZZ'

I looked at my reflection, and it seemed to... Glow. "Sigh... Why did I have to be born so ugly" I said to myself.

"IVE TOLD YOU 8227265251517818263553637282819 TIMES ALREADY! Vgyvfyvhkbihbgdfuhbug! GET YOUR BUTT DOWN HERE NOW MARY- uh... I mean NEVAEH!" My mom yelled from the underworld.

I groaned "STFU mom, I'm coming down fthe frickity frackity stairs!"

I sashayed my hips down the stairs with grace.
I went over to our birch wood table and looked down at my taco. "It's cold" I said, ''I need a new one." "But you haven't
touched it-" my mom began, "I said, MY DANG TACO IS COLD AND YOU HAVE TO ORDER A NEW ONE!" "This is why we are so poor, you buy stuff we don't need" I said while applying cherry Chapstick and throwing the half used thing to the floor. I gathered up my stuff, "I'm going to the mall, gonna buy some more condoms, ran out of them last night." My mom looked furious but I don't know why, probably from all those business men she bangs at night, wait... No, no that's me, she just cooks for us when she is finished. I shrugged to myself "clean that up" I said to my mother. I got into our New shiny BMW outside our small, giant mansion. I drove down to the mall, let me explain myself further.

I am a 16 year old senior in high school, I get whatever I want but I'm not spoiled, I am cute, funny, talented, and bullied by a freshmen. Her name is Hailey, she is a short, small girl and VERY menacing. She has long brown hair and seems quite shy, but do not underestimate her! She is a devil behind her innocent appearance, she calls me out when she sees me pick up Mr. Bang, pretends to be hurt from the volleyballs I throw at her in gym class, and has a much better life then me :( . When I see her, I tell my friends to distract her so I can get to class safely, so they go and criticize her outfit and make fun of her divorced parents :)

As I was driving to the mall, I saw a kid around my age walking down the road. He was short, tall, with dark hair and black glasses, he had grey skin, fangs and canine eyes, he was looking down at his phone walking the same way I was driving, I can tell how he looked just by looking at the back of him. He looked quite... Handsome....

"Hey! White kid! Yeah you! Wanna get in my car?" I yelled out my window to him.

Then he turned around...

"Hi?.."

I was about to respond, but then suddenly a I realized I was driving into a brick wall! I couldn't turn in time, but by the time I hit it, everything went black.

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