"It's way too cold to do anything except bitch about how cold it is outside." - quotesideas.com
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"Are you looking for a tree topper? Because I've been told I'm a star on top."
"Arghh, my poor ears!"
"Hey, rude! I actually put effort into that one, okay?"
"Not okay, Chipmunk. Not okay at all."
"You're such a meanie. How's the receptionist life?"
"Pretty damn boring, à la every single freaking day. There's this new guy that the lodge just hired, though. His name's Oliver Twist, can you believe that?"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"I know, right? Forget freezing my ass off in the snow- I'd die laughing my ass off at his name first!"
"Jeez, you're a meanie-pants."
"You're a strawberry dipped in shit."
"Poke."
"What?"
"Poke poke."
"Did someone put cocaine in your cocoa?"
"Poke poke poke."
"All right, Chippity Chipmunk, you sound way cuter when you say that compared to when you're using those God-awful pick up lines. I'll give you that."
"Oh em gee, you think I'm cute?!"
"You know what would make you sexy?"
"Continue, Mozzarella the Advice Goddess."
"If you pushed your hair back."
"What the-?"
"And if you wore pink on Wednesdays."
"I can't go to Taco Bell. I'm on an all-carb diet. God, Karen, you are so stupid!"
"Flirting tip number I've-lost-count-already is to know your Mean Girls references. Your knowledge is passable, Chipmunk, the chick who chit-chats about chick flicks."
"Jeez, I'd rather get flirting tips from Oliver Twist at this point. What's he like?"
"I guess I'll find out soon enough."
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Snow Boots (#3)
Short Story"You've reached Westerden Ski Lodge, how may I be of assistance?" "Hey, can I rent some snow boots and skis? Maybe even a girlfriend, if you've got any in stock." "Awesome, do you want to order a life along with that? The gift wrapping's free of...
