"I have a whole army of pajamas." – Heidi Klum
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"Look, the train's over there!"
"We only have two minutes to spare!"
"Two tickets, please."
"Did you bring mo– isn't that my debit card?"
"It's stupidly easy to pickpocket you."
"You don't know my passcode!"
"..."
"..."
"You were saying?"
"I'm going to strangle you when we're on the train."
"How kind of you. I can't wait."
"..."
"..."
"Er, why is everyone giving us weird looks?"
"It might have something to do with the fact that we're both in our pyjamas, dear brother. Don't worry, I packed some clothes for both of us. We can change on the train. Now, don't you have a call to make?"
"Now that we're on the train, tell me how you know my passcode."
"That's a secret, old one."
"Hey! Why'd you take my phone?"
"Quinn or the passcode. You can't have both."
"...Phone."
"Wow, you're more whipped than cream."
"Your point being?"
"I never said it was a bad thing."
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Snow Boots (#3)
Short Story"You've reached Westerden Ski Lodge, how may I be of assistance?" "Hey, can I rent some snow boots and skis? Maybe even a girlfriend, if you've got any in stock." "Awesome, do you want to order a life along with that? The gift wrapping's free of...
