"Don't look to the sky for fireworks, when you can watch them light up in the eyes of all the people passing by." – Tyler Kent
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"Hello, Mozzarella! I can't see anything through the blizzard!"
"Hi Chipmunk! Walk right!"
"What the– why?"
"When in doubt, go right!"
"What kind of philosophy is that?"
"One that came from my imagination roughly three seconds ago!"
"It's the stupidest philosophy I've ever heard!"
"Well, do you have any better ideas? Are you going to dig a hole and hide there until you're buried under a mountain of snow?"
"Why right? Why not left?"
"Right just seems right!"
"That doesn't sound right!"
"Look, it's better than staying where you are and catching hypothermia or frostbite! I doubt you'd look as devilishly handsome without your nose!"
"Looking like You-Know-Poo wouldn't be the worst way to live my life!"
"Duuuuumb ways to dieeeee–"
"Fine, I'll go right! Just put me out of my misery and stop singing that stupid song!"
"So maaaany dumb ways to–"
"Mozzarella!"
"Yes, your Royal Majestic Squeaky Chipmunk?"
"I think I see light ahead!"
"And at last, he sees the liiiiiiiiiiight–"
"There's a cabin over there! I'm never doubting your philosophy again!"
"Well, duh! Mozzarellaaaaaa knows best!"
"..."
"Did you just hang up on me again?!"
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Snow Boots (#3)
Short Story"You've reached Westerden Ski Lodge, how may I be of assistance?" "Hey, can I rent some snow boots and skis? Maybe even a girlfriend, if you've got any in stock." "Awesome, do you want to order a life along with that? The gift wrapping's free of...
