Issues

Chapter 42

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Again, This Chapter Takes Place Right After The Previous One So You Might Want To Reread Last Chapter.

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Issues.

Chapter 42.

Things finally started quieting down after that. At last Natsu's group could ask their questions. Instead of them asking for themselves, they all turned to Natsu seeing as he was the boyfriend of the girl's friend.

"Cana, what happened to you?" Natsu asked.

Cana turned her attention from her bottle towards Natsu.

"I was talking, and then WHAM! I got punched right in the eye" Cana said swinging her fist out.

"What are we going to do about Asuko?" Lucy asked getting into the subject.

Cana stuck her tongue out, "yuck, I just hate hearing his name now" she said.

"What I don't understand is why you dated that douche bag in the first place" Lucy said.

"He's good in the sack" Cana said, simple as that.

"How'd you even meet him? He's the son of the leader of the North region" Lucy said.

"At a local house party, it was fuck at first sight" Cana sighed.

"Did he not know who you were? Gildarts is going to flip when we tell him what he did to you" Lucy said shaking her head.

"No! I want my own revenge first before we get Gildarts into this" Cana said.

"Alright I'm still a little fuzzy about the story... Why did he hit you?" Lucy asked.

"... A cat scratched his car" Cana mumbled.

Something broke in Lucy's mind, it was her sense of reason.

"He just dug his own grave, where the fuck is my phone? I need to call Gildarts" Lucy said.

"No! I want to get him first then Gildarts can kill him" Cana whined.

Lucy sighed. "What do you have in mind?" she asked.

... "Let's toilet paper his house"

..."Doesn't he live in like a 6 storey mansion? He is the son of the North's Mafia"

"Actually 5 but your right... How about we bust the windows out his car?!" Cana asked.

Lucy smiled liking the idea.

"Manelf, you got any crowbars?" Lucy asked.

"Yeah" Elfman said from the kitchen.

"We're good to go then, let's write our initials on it" Lucy said.

"Fuck that, let's write our whole names!" Cana cheered.

The two girls laughed among themselves.

"Shit... Wendy... Erza could you watch the kid for me?" Lucy asked her scarlet friend.

Erza blinked. "Um... sure" she said not knowing where their conversation went.

"I can't bring her on our mission, she might get kidnapped and held hostage plus it's going to be late" Lucy said.

Erza only nodded.

"We're good to go then... we need to call Gildarts before we get there though, I'm not about to fight that whole fucking gang with only a crow bar" Lucy complained.