Flame vs. Coolness

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Flame Boy and Zhangmaster has updated their status: Have you ever wished that sometimes you're godly parents aren't what they were going to be?!!!

Wave Master: dude, many times.

Sparky: no dip, Sherlock.

Beauty Queen: yep

Queen of Gems: sometimes...

Flame Boy and Zhangmaster: you don't know I what it's like to have our dad.

Clarisse La Rue: ikr!

Nyssa: all the time.

Flame Boy: do you want to hear something really bad?

Zhangmaster: our parents got Instagram.

Cool Mars and Flamey Hephaestus: and have been watching your chats the whole entire time!!!

Clarisse La Rue, Nyssa, Flame Boy, and Zhangmaster have logged off due to being terrified of their parents

Sparky: do u even know how bad it is to have JUPITER as your godly parent?!!

Wave Master: *puts on professor tone* I would advise u to—

Sparky: *ignores Percy* I always get teased because they think I'm gonna blow a gasket!!!

Shadow Master: run dude.

Wave Master: last time we said that, I almost drowned and Nico almost got suffocated with a pile of pomegranates.

Sparky had logged off to go and hide from his dad.

Flamey Hephaestus and Cool Mars: *starts arguing out of nowhere*

Flame Boy: OMG, WHAT IS IT NOW?!!!

Clarisse La Rue: UGH! we have to keep stopping them from arguing!!!

Zhangmaster: it's annoying!

Nyssa: they're acting like two year olds!!!

Cool Mars: I'm better!

Flamey Hephaestus: no I am!

Cool Mars: nuh uh! I have a famous artist, candy and a planet named after me! And I wasn't thrown off Olympus by my own MOTHER!!!

Flamey Hephaestus: hey, we all know Hera/Juno is salty, that's something we can agree on.

Cool Mars: definitely.

Hera: Hey!😡

Zeus: I, even have to admit this. What was I thinking about marrying my own sister, when there's millions of mortal people out there that would fall for me! Am I right ladies?

Pan: *makes cricket sounds*

All the Gods except Zeus: HAHAHAHA!!!

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Hey! Don't judge me, I tried. I have been busy with all the school preparations since I'm going into a new school. See you later!

Q: Who is better? Hephaestus/Vulcan or Ares/Mars?

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