Flame Boy has updated his status: Oh, SNAP! WIII IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!
Wise Girl: *looks up from the book she was reading and pulls her fake glasses down halfway* What is it this time?
Flame Boy: Percy, Jason and Nico are fighting over who is the cutest and best couple.
Queen of Gems: *rolls eyes* here we go again.
Zhangmaster: how come I always miss the good stuff?!
Queen of Gems: *glares at Frank* you mean you wanted to be part of that?!
Flame Boy: it's about to get hot in here!🔥
Zhangmaster: no I mean... I wasn't... Nico, Jason and Percy get your butts over here!
Sparky, Shadow and Wave Master: what do you want?
Beauty Queen: Mom!
❤️Aphrodite❤️: you called?
Sunshine: what's with the heart emojis?
❤️Aphrodite❤️: got a problem with that Solace?!
Sunshine has logged off due to getting scared of Aphrodite before she charmspeaks him to jump off a cliff
❤️Aphrodite❤️: humph.
Beauty Queen: mom, we need your help...
Calypso: before the Big Three's children start WIII.
Beauty Queen: ok! First off who's the cutest couple?
❤️Aphrodite❤️: *scratches hair* hmm... It's probably between Frazel and Caleo. No wait! It's definitely Frazel.
Zhangmaster and Queen of Gems: *blushes* we aren't even in this.
❤️Aphrodite❤️: it's still Frazel.
Zhangmaster and Queen of Gems: but-
❤️Aphrodite❤️: don't mess with fate! Unless if you want me to break you guys up, it's fine with me...
Wave Master: NO! *summons a wave shaped like a trident and ready to knock Aphrodite out*
Queen of Gems: *kisses Frank's cheek* you know, it's perfectly fine.
Zhangmaster: *flushes* yep. *suddenly interested in his new Jordans Hazel bought him*
Wave Master: AWW!!! My OTP!!! 💘❤️💞😍 *changes wave into letters that spells Frazel Forever*
Beauty Queen: next and final question. Best couple?
❤️Aphrodite❤️: That's so hard! But I can narrow it down. It's between Jiper and Percabeth.
Shadow Master and Flame Boy: *pouts* what about me?!
❤️Aphrodite❤️: well, Caleo is the hottest couple (just because of Leo) and Solangelo is the Light/Dark kind of couple. The "Opposites Attract" kind of couple.
Shadow Master: *blushes as red as Rachel's hair* what, no. We aren't even-
Sunshine: *wraps arm around Nico* you know it's very bad to lie.
The Seven: Wait! YOU AND NICO ARE DATING?
Sparky: My OTP!!! PERNICO!!! *starts crying* WHY?!!!
Reyna and Thalia the Hunter: Yay!!! MY NEW OTP!
Wise Girl: did you just say that to make Jason mad?
Reyna and Thalia the Hunter: yep.
Queen of Gems: *summons a diamond in her hand and twirls it around* Will, if you hurt my brother, I have enough magic to make your death look like an accident.
Everyone: *stops everything they are doing and stares at Hazel*
Queen of Gems: *puts diamond in her pocket and eyes everyone carefully* I'm serious.
Sunshine: Yes Ma'am! *salutes like a soldier*
❤️Aphrodite❤️: *clears throat and coughs really loudly* Anyway, the competition is between Jiper and Percabeth!
Wise Girl and Beauty Queen: I'm not in this.
Sparky: Should I start?
Wave Master: *trying not to explode since Nico said he's not his type* Sure.
Sparky: I saved Piper three times, one by falling off the Grand Canyon. I turned down Reyna, even though I liked her first and knew her better. Pipes looked after me when I got hit by a brick. Piper took me on a picnic for my birthday, even though it was during the quest. And after the quest, we kissed on the roof just like at the Wilderness School. Not to mention, we are living in the same area for the end of high school. Piper is the electricity that makes my heart and hair flare.
Beauty Queen: *gets teary-eyed and kisses Jason* That was so beautiful!
Wave Master: my turn.
Wave Master: I never knew I would find my soulmate when I found out I was a demigod. Annabeth and I traveled so many places on many different quests. FINALLY, in the second Titan War, she kissed me. Wait, no, she kissed me before that. I can't remember. Anyway, we started dating for three months or so, only for Hera *grits teeth* to take me away for an "amazing plan" to stop Gaea. During the quest with Frank and Hazel, (I was DYING for them to start dating) Annabeth was the only thing I could remember. She never left my memory, even though it was erased for some time. Don't even get me started on Tartarus and Poseidon and Athena!
❤️Aphrodite❤️: Well, by weighing out how much words were typed, PERCABETH wins!
Wave Master: Yay! *snaps fingers in a Z formation* beat that SON!
❤️Aphrodite❤️: but we all know Jiper is the coolest couple ever, right?
Flame Boy: *sparks whole body into flames* AND CALEO IS THE HOTTEST!
Everyone (except Flame Boy): *backs away slowly and hides behind the couch* yep...
