Clit 6

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*Clit's P.O.V*

Lol hey. After Pink Guy and I had sex, we went to the mall and he bought me some shit which was hella sweet.

"Thanks for the candy." I speak to him while looking out the window in the passenger seat of his car.

"Aye anus cream" he's fucking retarded.

"Lol" I say to him but when I look back out the window I notice a vehicle zooming towards us at an alarming velocity. "WATCH OUT!"

He swerves sporadically and manages to hit a tree instead of the car. We experience whiplash but other than that, we face no injuries. The car that we almost got in an accident with is stopped near us. Pink Guy unbuckles his seat belt and gets out, I follow him.

"Aye wtf man?" Pink Guy screams, tapping on the man's widow which he rolls down, revealing that he's Frank.

"Haha! Your cars fucked up now." Frank laughs as he drives away.

"Arrrrrghghghhh" Pink Guy screams, his face flushed red with evident anger.

"That asshole." I mumble in vexation.

We call a toll company to have the car tolled to a repair shop and then call an uber to take us to his place.

I love my cat lol omg. She was just running down the hall chasing a bottle cap lol.

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