AYYYYYYYYYY GUESS WHOS BACK
THATS RIGHT
MY FUCKING CELLULAR DATA
I CAN FUCKING WRITE MY BULLSHIT ON SEPTA TRAINS NOW
THANKS AT&T
FOR NOT GIVING ME SHIT
YOU IMPATIENT ASSHOLESmaking me spend the money I dont have
for the data that I suck the shit out of
in like two weekswtf is this xD
Oh yeah, and Im back, too :3
ayyyyyyyy that hiatus was some bullshit
thanks to all you fab pieces of shit who encouraged me to keep writing, it made me pretty happy :)
TANK CHU FAM
YOU ALL GET HOSES
*throws 2000$ worth of hoses of a building*
"TAKE THEM CHILDREN TAKE THEM"
*concrete dies*
*bushes die*
*people die*
Aw shit that could've gone better
(Seriously imagine walking down a sidewalk and getting noscoped by a fucking hose)
(Death by hose)
(2 mlg 4 me)Lol Im done
OFF INTO MY SHIT
AWAY MEH CHILDREN AWAY (ノಥ益ಥ)ノ
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{le time skip}
{le obviously}
{le insert le spongebob}
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(le) ONE YEAR LATER (•A•)
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(le Y/n's POV)"WHITE DRAGONS TALON!" Sting yelled, releasing one final attack as the vultures from our mission came tumbling down.
"HAHA MOTHERFUCKAHS CANT TOUCH DIS" The blonde chanted cockily, pounding his chest with a single fist. He turned to the rest of the team with a smirk plastered on his face.
"HNNNNG REAL MVP JUST SAVED THE TOWN YA LAZY SHITS!"
"THE VILLAGE IS ON FIRE YOU DINGUS"
"LITERALLY HALF OF THE BUILDINGS ARE DISINTEGRATED"
"WHY COULDNT YOU TAKE DOWN JUST THE VULTURE AND STOP THERE"
"THERE GOES OUR PAYCHECKS"
Rogue, Minervie and I scolded him, tossing insults at the blonde dragon slayer as he scoffed.
"Hmmpf. Haters say its fake."
"THEN WHY DONT YOU PAY DESE BILLS"
Lector and Frosch laughed at our bickering from the sidelines, and Minervie sighed, pulling out her rich person wallet.
"I'll go apologize..."
"I doubt that we're even gonna even have enough..." I sighed, face palming as Rogue put Sting in his time out corner.
"SIT HERE AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE"
ESTÁS LEYENDO
{HIATUS} Revenge Served Hot (Natsu x Reader)
FantasíaCheater!Natsu x Reader ------------------------------------------------------ Okay biatches listen up Its my first story so sorry if it sucks :( Natsu x reader btw And Lucy's gonna be a bîtch So enjoy yourselves :) ...