Eren The Oblivious [Eren X Levi]

Chapter 3: Passtime Shenanigans

Eren's POV:

Ah! That was a good night's sleep! What time is it? Holy shit! It can't be 8:30! Shit shit shit shit! I need to get dressed and ready for training; it starts at 8:45!

AHH LEVI'S GONNA KILL ME IF I'M LATE AGAIN!!! I get dressed and ready, brush my teeth and do my hair decently, NO TIME FOR BREAKFAST, I gotta run!!

Ah! I make it at 8:44 sharp! Oh, what...? Where is everyone...? I turn to see Levi sitting on a tree stump, cleaning his knife collection. Wait. Why the hell does Levi have a knife collection...?! Meh, I'm sure it's within good reasoning.

I smile nervously as one bead of sweat runs down my cheek. What was I saying? Oh yeah!

"Captain Levi!" I solute him. "Where are the others, sir?!" Levi looks up at me startled, he says "...huh?!" Levi quickly throws his knife in the box, kicks the box behind a tree and says "...what are you doing here so early, Jaeger?!" Heh, he's such a silly guy!

I look at him discombobulatedly. "To answer your question, in case you never got the memo, training starts at 9:30 today, stupid." I stare into his eyes, not hearing a word he just said. Levi looks at me and says "...Jaeger! Did you even hear a word I just said?!"

I quickly snap out of it and, assuming he asked me a question, I respond saying "Yes sir! I'm sure they'll be here soon, they must be running a bit late!" He rolls his eyes for some reason and says "Tch. Why do I even try with this brat?!"

Levi's POV:

This boy is ridiculous. As well as ridiculously hot. We have a good 45 minutes together. What should we do? Well we're surrounded by forest, nobody is as stupid as Eren is for coming this early, and it's only us.

Could I pull off doing something sexual to the boy half my age out of lust and my sexual frustration? Hmm, I wonder...

Normal POV:

Levi sits down on the tree stump once again. Eren scratches his head with one hand on his hip, shifting his weight often. Eren lets out an uncomfortable groan. "Leeeviii! I'm bored! How long must we wait?! It hasn't even been 5 minutes and I'm bored out of my mind! Let's do something!" Eren whines.

Levi smirks to himself and said "Okay, Eren. Wanna do something? Let's play a game. It's called 'truth or dare.' I ask you truth or dare and if you choose truth, I ask you a personal question and you have to answer. If you choose dare, I dare you to do something. If you don't complete the dare or answer the truth, then you have to do something I want you to do and vice versa. Got it?"

Eren smiles and says "You're on, Captain Levi! Challenge..." Eren sits on the floor and finishes his sentence with "...accepted!"

"Okay, Eren. Truth or dare?"

"Hmm, truth!" Eren responds confidently.

"Okay... Are you straight?" Levi inquires. 'I'm going to find my way into his pants, while getting to know him better, too' Levi thinks to himself.

"Heh...Uhm...Not entirely..." Eren answers the question hesitantly. 'This was a good idea; it will help me get to know him better' Eren ponders.

"Interesting...Okay, I choose truth as well." Levi says,

"Hmm...Okay! Do you have feelings for anybody in the Survey Corps"

Levi scoffs and crosses his arms. "Why couldn't you have asked why I wear a cravat or my birthday, brat?" Levi sighs and continues. "Well, if you must know, I think someone in the Survey Corps is especially attractive, but I'd have to get to know this person better in order to gain actual 'feelings' if that's what you want to call it...Moving on! Truth or dare?" Levi rushes into changing the subject, which makes Eren suspicious.