Calum's POV.
Hey y'all. This is my story. Welcome to my fab life *insert da beat drop* AS CALUM MONTANA!
It started on a weekend in May... I found a wig in my backyard so I tried it on, it's only logical. Then I called up my best mate, CAKE FAM WHERE YOU AT?!, Lukey poo Hemmings.
Luke: aye mate. Whatcha need?
Me: well honey, I found a wig in my backyard and I look fab in it. Can I wear it to our show?
Lukey: well it depends how it looks boo. Send a selfie.
Calum: *sends Luke picture at the top* ITS FABULOUS.
Luke: yes. It is. You may wear it, but mikey may feel bad because you'd be dulling his unicorn shimmer.
Calum: yeah. Too bad. Add him to the call!
MIKEY: hey fammmmm!!!
Calum: wearing a wig and gonna steal all of your attention tonight you freaking kitten!
MIKEY: wha-
Calum: BYE BISH *hangs up*
I'm gonna show everyone how fab I am today.
The end of today's story.
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Hello fam. Obviously this is fake because we all know Muke is real.
BYE FAMMMM!!!
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Calum Montana {calum hood}
FanfictionThis is a VERY serious fanfiction and it should be taken seriously. Just read it. its fabulous.
