Chapter 3- EMERGANCY FAM

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GUYS.
MIKEY
STOLE
MY
WEAVE.

before you freak out, he didn't feed it to a shark. I know you were thinking that. He just gave it to the banana king.

He also took my shoe. It said 'I ❤️ Michael Clifford' on it. I guess he was embarrassed.

But guys don't worry. I snatched Beyoncés weave. It's even better than my old one!

Me and Luke went to Starbucks today and we met a guy named Pedro. He was cool. He said he has a purple dog with green highlights. BISH PLEASE. ONLY MY LUKEY POO HAS A DOG THAT COOL.

Sorry for my lame blog post today fam.

Y'all need some Scooby Doo.

Calum Montana xx aka better than you.

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