Calum's POV
*at concert*
Mikey: calummmmm! Take that wig off! I need to be the fabulous one!
Luke: awe honey don't listen. He's just jelly because you're too fab for him. #2fab4u
Calum: YEAH! Too fab for you!
Person who is bald: guys it's time to go on stage!
*ash runs onto stage*
*luke runs onto stage*
*mikey runs onto stage*
Calum:time to be fabulous *runs onto stage* HEY GUYS ITS CALUM MONTANA! IM LIVIN THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS RIGHT NOW!
MIKEY: IM THE TRUE UNICORN FAM! DONT LISTEN TO SMALL ASIAN BOY!
Calum: excuse me? Who you calling Asian? *twirls finger in hair*
Luke: it's okay Calum!
Everyone: SHUT UP LUKE!
*luke runs off stage crying glitter*
Calum: ITS GOIN DOWN FOR REAL *anotha beat drop* *starts dancing really weird like*
*mikey was out unicorned and ran away crying*
Ashton; Calum why have you done?! *throws pineapple at Calum's wig*
*calums wig falls off*
Calum: I THOUGHT WE WERE MATES?! *runs away crying*
*ashton stands up and walks to the front of the stage*
Ashton: well time for my fashion show
*luke walks out in some giant marshmallow dress*
Calum somewhere in the distance: WORK IT LUKE
that's how tonight's concert went fam. My wig is ok tho. I understand that you were worried. I figured it needed a name, so I decided on Bernice. It's beautiful, just like my wig.
The end for this blog update! Bye boo!
The photo of the top is of Lukey poo during his fashion show! I'm so proud <3
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Calum Montana {calum hood}
FanficThis is a VERY serious fanfiction and it should be taken seriously. Just read it. its fabulous.
