Fam! It's a very special day today! It's my cats 7.8264 birthday! I know what you're thinking, and the answer is yes. It should be a huge party. But I only have like five friends so it'll be lit. I'm ordering MINNI pizzas for the hamsters and bamboo for the cats. There'll be tons of burritos too! My wig fell off into the pool this morning so it's at the dry cleaners getting a mango. I got accepted into the cheer squad today! Only because the eagle screeching squad said no.
I got a .5 of a car today. His name is Harold. My second wig matched him so well that I let him wear it and that's why I wouldn't just wear it instead of waiting for my wig to get done t the dry cleaners.
As I walked in to pick it up I noticed that it smelled like pickle juice and harambe. I started to cry for harambe and the poor cucumbers that they had to murder to make the pickle juice.
My wig smelled like mangoes and I liked it.
The end for now. *throws pineapple at your eye* byeeeeee
-calum, your palum
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Calum Montana {calum hood}
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