harry potter imagines

015.|| mindblown [s.f.]

Summary: A short story filled with pointless muggle math and weirdness.

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[Finally, a House Neutral Oneshot.]

[Weird!Reader]

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Mindblown

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"[Name], you know he might not like you, right?"

You snapped out of your daze from your huge crush, Seamus, to your friend, [Friend's Name].

You glanced at him again then you stared at her.

"I know he does."

He/she looked at you weirdly as he/she put down his/her quill to its place.

"How?"

After he/she asked that, you rummaged through your rucksack and took out a roll of parchment. You handed it to him/her, taking it with knitted eyebrows from your hands.

He/she opened it, revealing a long, long chain of muggle mathematical equation that consists of letters and that was titled: SEAMUS FINNIGAN.

You scooted closer to him/her, and explained the writings.

"See, the letters in the name SEAMUS FINNIGAN has fourteen letters. The fourteenth letter in the alphabet is N. In the name SEAMUS FINNIGAN, there were four matching letters: S, A, I, and N.
S is the nineteenth letter. Subtract it with one, as the letter A is the first. Nineteen decreased by one is eighteen. The eighteenth letter is R. Add it with nine because the letter I's the ninth.
Therefore, there is our sum, twenty- seven. But in the Roman Numerals, I means one, so we subtract one from twenty-seven. Twenty-six. Z is the twenty-sixth. Then, decrease it with fourteen as for N, so our sum is twelve. And L is the twelfth, so yeah, L. Now, combine the two answers; NL."

[Friend's Name] looks so confused. Well, because he/she is. But you don't care, he/she asked for it. You continued.

"Again, in the name SEAMUS FINNIGAN, there were only four letters again, as E, M, U and G are the letters with no similar letters in the name. E equals five, M equals thirteen, U equals twenty- one, and G equals seven. So, five, plus thirteen, plus twenty-one, divided by seven. So four with the remainder of eleven. Add the remainder with four so fifteen. O is the fifteenth letter of the alphabet, so O. NL O. Now, SEAMUS has six letters. Divide it with eight for FINNIGAN. So, one with the remainder of two. Add the remainder to one, so six. F is the sixth. But multiply it with fourteen for the whole name, so forty-two. Divide it again with two, because he only has two names: first name and the surname-"

"Was that really important?"

"Why, yes of course. How could Isaac Newton discovered gravity if there's no apple?"

"Well, what's the point?"

"I don't know, either."

He/she laughed, but you didn't and just continued.

"So we already have twenty-one. U is the twenty-first, so NL OU. Let's go back to the matching letters, S, A, I, and N. S equals nineteen, and there's two S's, so thirty-eight. As for the A's, one multiplied by one equals one. So multiply thirty-eight with one. So, still thirty-eight. Divide it with nine, so four with the remainder of two. Add them again, so six. F is the sixth, but we-"

[Friend's Name] interrupted you, making you look at him/her with an unconvinced look.

"Just say it's answer! I don't need that headache material to ruin my life!"

He/she said, massaging the sides of his/her head.

You glanced at Seamus again across the room, and turned to him/her.

"The answer's I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU when you arrange it."

He/she sat back on his/her chair, and sighing in relief.

"See? We saved some time if you just said it!"

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The class ended, and you and your friend left the classroom, heading to the Court Yard.

You climbed a tree and went to its hardest and highest branch you can find. Hidden, your friend looked up at you.

"What are you doing again?"

You glanced at him/her before staring up to the blue sky.

"Enjoying nature."

"What's your problem, really? First, you gave me a headache by showing that... Thing to find out why you know that Seamus likes you, then you went up a tree just to enjoy nature? Seriously, what's up with you, woman?! You can just go to the Herbology class!"

He/she stated playfully, laughing.

"Hey, [Friend's Name]?"

He/she stopped to face you.

"Do you even thought about how you look like if you became a toad?"

You asked plainly like it was a normal question, but then your friend answered you with a raised eyebrow.

That's all what happened when...

BOOM!

He/she yelped, ducking rapidly.

You calmly breathed, and looked at the sound's direction.

There stood Seamus, fire lightly lit his hair.

It was a mess. His transfiguration home work is broken, ashes everywhere and covering his face and he looked taken aback.

You sighed and hopped down the tree and skipped to his direction with a blank face.

You dipped your index and middle finger on the ashes scattered on the ground, and smelt it.

The burnt scent reached your nostrils, smelling it.

You did this for no reason, but it felt like you want to.

"You're so weird."

Your friend said, giving you a disgusted expression.

"I'm not weird, my reality's just different from yours."

You took your wand, and patted the ashes.

It became a bronze leprechaun figure, and gave it to Seamus.

"I want to give this to you with,"

You rummaged through your bag for the second time and took out the roll of parchment that you shown your friend. You handed it to him.

His/her eyes widened, and warned Seamus.

Let's just say that... Seamus never got it to the next class as he got a headache from what he had read.

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