Jacksepticeye imagines (Jacksepticeye x reader)

11. Insults

You were on your way to visit your best friend Mark. You having seen him in ages and you couldn't wait to see him again, the only bad this was his friend Jack was going to be there. You both hated each other because Jack always said the he was Marks best friend but you knew Mark longer so you always said that you were his best friend so it was basically always like a competition to see who was really Marks best friend.
You arrived at marks and rang the doorbell and Jack answered.
"Oh hi Jack I haven't seen you since that time I wish I never saw you again" and so the insulting begins.
"You know, the less I see you the more I like you" he insults back.
"Your ass must be jealous from the amount of shit that's coming out of your mouth"
"ARE YOU TWO ALREADY INSULTING EACH OTHER IT HASNT EVEN BEEN 30 SECONDS" you hear Mark shout as he comes down the stairs.
"Hey Mark how are you?" You ask shoving past Jack giving Mark a hug
"I'm good Y/N how are you?"
"I would be better if this house didn't smell like shit I think it's coming from over there" you say pointing to Jack.
"I love the sound you make when you shut up" he says back.
"Ok that's it can we please just go one day without you guys insulting each other. I want to spend time with my 2 best friends ok?" Mark asks
You both look at each other in disgust and grunt.
"Ugh fine I'll try I can't promise anything though"
"Great now let's go play some games!"
Time skip
"Guys I have to go and collect some few things will you guys stay here and watch the house and Chica for me please. And NO insulting each other, I wanna come too 2 alive people and not one of them dead on the floor ok?"
"Fine" you both whine.
Mark got up and left.
You were both silent for a minute but you couldn't hold back the insults. Mark was gone so if was the perfect chance to keep insulting Jack. He was looking down at his phone which made him have a double chin so you had a good one.
"I see that you were so impressed with your first chin you decided to have 3 more"
"Look if I wanted a bitch to talk to me I would of asked Chica"
The insults went back and forward at each other for around 30 minutes until Jack got tired of it.
"OH MY GOD JUST FUCKING SHUT UP FOR ONCE" he shouted
"MAKE ME" you shouted back.
"FINE" he said and he walked over to you and began to kiss you. You were very shocked but you kinda liked it so you began to kiss back. It carried on into a heated make out session but then you both pulled apart when you heard someone cough. You turned around and there stood Mark with a smirk on his face.
"I see that you two made up" he said walking into the kitchen to put his stuff away.
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" Jack whispered in your ear which made you blush and shiver.
"Because your face is really fucked up"
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