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"Hello?"

"Hayley?"

"Try again. Aaron, was it?"

"Yes, I redialed by accident. Sorry about that."

"It's okay, I'm pretty sure Hayley gave you a fake number though."

"She could've just mixed up a digit."

"Or not?"

"YOU SEE!"

"Shut it, David!"

"What?"

"It was my idiot friend who likes to-YELL WHILE I'M ON THE PHONE!"

"That's great."

"Not really, no."

"SUCK MY ASS!"

"NO DAVID!"

"DICKWAD!"

"I SWEAR IF YOU DON'T-"

"Um okay..."

"It gets worse."

"SAUTÉED DICK!"

"I told you."

"Sounds appetizing."

"I LIKE THIS GIRL!"

"GET OUT!"

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I don't know, honestly.

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