"Hello?"
"Hi, I just called to apologize for my friend's behavior the other day."
"It made my day, actually."
"Seriously?"
"Yeah, I mean you don't get to hear someone shout sautéed dick at the top of their lungs everyday."
"I do, actually."
"Yikes."
"Makes for some interesting calls with grandma though."
"He shouts expletives phone with your grandma?"
"Mhm."
"That's amazing."
"I have to disagree with you on that."
"Boo."
"HEY CHEEKY CHICK!"
"HI!"
"David, no."
"DAVID, YES."
"WHATS UP?"
"NOT MUCH BABE."
"DON'T CALL HER BABE."
"WHY?"
"ITS WEIRD."
"WHAT GOES ON BABE?"
"DAVID!"
"HI BUDDY!"
"I love this."
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hello delilah
Short Story"Hayley, I've been calling you for the past fifteen minutes. Why didn't you answer?" "Because I'm not Hayley...?" "Oh." "..." "Then who is this?" "Delilah." "Well hello Delilah." #16 In Short Story 5/10/17 #2 in anti bullying 9/5/18 :) *old story*
