GREY [RYAN REYNOLDS]

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RELATIONSHIP GOALS X2

[april ludgate, andy dwyer, leslie knope, ben wyatt]

Ben Wyatt
hello all

Leslie Knope
these names are cuter than
seb and i 

Andy Dwyer
they're cuter than my nudes

Leslie Knope
you just have to ruin everything

April Ludgate
this groupchat name though

i can't tell if it's referring to the
parks n rec relationships or like
jobastian and ryalia

but ryalia still isn't canon so

Ben Wyatt
stop crushing my hopes and dreams

i am ship captain

April Ludgate
then you have a lousy ship

i only love ryan for his dog

Leslie Knope
but you do love him

April Ludgate
whose side are you on

Leslie Knope
my boyfriend's a little bit i'm sorry
i just ship it

Andy Dwyer
i can't blame you, my dashing good
looks make this ship so hard to resist

lia is okay i guess

April Ludgate
shut up you soggy piece of bread you're
no longer invited over

Ben Wyatt
oh he was invited over??

April Ludgate
literally you two hung out all the time
when you were just friends don't start

Leslie Knope
she's got a solid point

Ben Wyatt
really? were we ever really just friends?

April Ludgate
okay yeah i was gonna invite you two out
to hang out with ryan and i in a few days
but sebastian is an embarrassment so nvm

Leslie Knope
he may be an embarrassment, but he's my
embarrassment

Andy Dwyer
is that really something to be proud of

Ben Wyatt
now i know why you and lia are so perfect
for each other

you're both unconditionally hurtful

April Ludgate
yeah we're so cute together when we
insult people

ryalia for the win

Leslie Knope
but can it really compete with jobastian?

Ben Wyatt
i mean, at least josie and i are going to the
premiere together

Andy Dwyer
that was a low blow and also not a mutual
decision and i am still insulted and prepared
to fight chadwick

April Ludgate
don't fight chadwick

what do you want from me

Andy Dwyer
go tO THE PREMIERE WITH ME OH MY GOD

April Ludgate
oh

but chadwick

Andy Dwyer
let me handle this

ANDY DWYER HAS ADDED CHAD FROM HSM TO RELATIONSHIP GOALS X2.

Andy Dwyer
hi chadwick

emalia is going with me to the premiere

have a nice day

ANDY DWYER HAS REMOVED CHAD FROM HSM FROM RELATIONSHIP GOALS X2.

April Ludgate
oh my god

well i guess that settles it?

Ben Wyatt
bleSS UP I AM L I V I N G

Leslie Knope
were you even this excited when we
became a thing sebastian

Ben Wyatt
josie dear pls let me live i'm excited our best
friends are going to the premiere together
and they're going to be so cute why are you
not this excited

Leslie Knope
just so you guys know, he's crying a lil bit

Andy Dwyer
so am i but that might be because i'm
admiring the shrine i have dedicated to
myself

lia has a matching one

April Ludgate
yes i also have a ryan reynolds shrine, not
willingly though

Andy Dwyer
really? you were helping me pick out the
pictures for your shrine

April Ludgate
did i fucking ask you, you disgusting raisin

Andy Dwyer
i brought you your favorite food from
pei wei and i get this treatment, you
ungrateful almond?

Ben Wyatt
they really are meant to be